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« on: November 18, 2012, 09:18:31 AM »

The Little Old Lady
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ' How many of you have forgiven your enemies? ' 80% held up their hands. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Neely? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. N...eely, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," she replied.
The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
"Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the bitches."
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« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2012, 09:54:09 AM »

Funny
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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2013, 03:26:19 PM »

Funny
X 2 Way too funny!!!
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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2014, 11:18:29 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2014, 11:50:27 AM »

 Funny Funny even made the wife laugh
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