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Title: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: Bigdaddy on November 25, 2008, 09:51:32 PM
Divorced and Drunk

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,
"Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: betterbeaters on November 25, 2008, 09:53:38 PM
hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: BIG DOG on November 26, 2008, 12:48:52 AM
  REALLY NICE  PARTY ON
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: millser on December 01, 2008, 08:57:40 PM
ha ha
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: HeatherLuvsMud on December 01, 2008, 08:59:01 PM
OMG thats awesome!! ==roll
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: JeepinJohn on December 03, 2008, 02:29:38 AM
 ==roll  good one!  applaudd
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: STARGAZER on March 02, 2010, 05:39:15 AM
that is awesome!!!
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: PathWayMan on March 02, 2010, 05:41:55 AM
hell yea party on  ==roll
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: Ranger Dave on March 02, 2010, 01:06:50 PM
==roll
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: BIG TODD on March 02, 2010, 01:08:51 PM
Quote from: Ranger Dave on March 02, 2010, 01:06:50 PM
==roll
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: TBigLug on March 02, 2010, 02:58:20 PM
loll
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: duel1985 on March 03, 2010, 02:24:45 AM
 ==tka ==ha
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: liltipsy101 on March 03, 2010, 03:53:35 AM
Quote from: duel1985 on March 03, 2010, 02:24:45 AM
==tka ==ha
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: Littlemama on March 03, 2010, 10:42:21 PM
That is a good one.  ==roll
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: stuckinthemud on May 11, 2010, 06:32:03 PM
lmao !!!!!
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: emo.elmo.puppy on May 21, 2010, 02:57:38 AM
LOL
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: Mudboggincrazy's Old Lady on June 25, 2010, 02:48:57 AM
Quote from: HeatherLuvsMud on December 01, 2008, 08:59:01 PM
OMG thats awesome!! ==roll
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: motersports3211 on September 16, 2010, 02:40:09 PM
loll
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: sawsbtch on January 23, 2011, 03:12:17 PM
amen lol
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: Jjay78 on January 23, 2011, 06:52:08 PM
guy musta been a prick, lol
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: MORGZILLA! on March 30, 2011, 01:31:04 AM
==lmaoo

Too funny!!!!!!
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: 'the DON' on March 30, 2011, 01:32:08 AM
Quote from: JeepinJohn on December 03, 2008, 02:29:38 AM
==roll  good one!  applaudd
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: RubberDuckie on March 30, 2011, 04:31:21 AM
That's classic!
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: 4x4xdodgeman on March 30, 2011, 04:48:59 AM
 ==rocks
Title: Re: Divorced and Drunk
Post by: Uncle Steve on April 01, 2011, 11:03:51 AM
==ha