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Title: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers
Post by: Wild One on February 20, 2009, 11:04:09 PM
  Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers...

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours
in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in
front of him.

When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty
mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full.

They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the
jar He shook the jar lightly.

The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full.

They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.

Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

He asked once more if the jar was full.

The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured
the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space
between the sand.

The students laughed..

'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to
recognize that this jar represents your life.

The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children,
your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if
everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still
be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house
and your car.

The sand is everything else---the small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room
for the pebbles or the golf balls.

The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will
never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children.

Spend time with your parents.

Visit with grandparents.

Take time to get medical checkups.

Take your spouse out to dinner.

Play another 18.

There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter.

Set your priorities.

The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer
represented.

The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.'

The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem,
there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.



LIFE ISN'T ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS...

...IT'S LEARNING HOW TO DANCE IN THE RAIN !

Title: Re: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers
Post by: JP Jagermudster on February 20, 2009, 11:53:41 PM
 applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd
Title: Re: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers
Post by: JeepinJohn on February 21, 2009, 12:10:45 AM
that was a good way to put it.thanks for sharing it.  applaudd applaudd
Title: Re: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers
Post by: BIG DOG on February 21, 2009, 01:12:44 AM
nice   real nice
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Post by: Rollover Herb on February 21, 2009, 02:00:46 AM
HELL YEA
Title: Re: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers
Post by: burl on February 21, 2009, 02:24:48 AM
Quote from: JP Jagermudster on February 20, 2009, 11:53:41 PM
applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd

x2
Title: Re: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers
Post by: Bigdaddy on February 21, 2009, 02:51:10 AM
==thumbsup
Title: Re: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers
Post by: 7387chevynut on February 21, 2009, 03:20:39 AM
makes sense to me......life is short!
Title: Re: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers
Post by: THAT MUDFIT GUY on February 21, 2009, 06:29:21 AM
wow thats a pretty cool theory never thought about it that way
Title: Re: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers
Post by: Boggerram87 on February 21, 2009, 11:57:51 AM
Wow thats deep haha!
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Post by: TBigLug on February 21, 2009, 02:18:22 PM
applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd
Title: Re: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers
Post by: Squirell on February 21, 2009, 02:37:57 PM
that is pretty cool
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Post by: Disturbed Sledneck on February 21, 2009, 03:07:47 PM
Very cool and oh so true.
Title: Re: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers
Post by: slymer on February 21, 2009, 11:49:33 PM
always room for beer
Title: Re: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers
Post by: free2blaze on February 22, 2009, 04:51:36 AM
very good, nothing more important than family, and a couple beers with a good friend
Title: Re: Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers
Post by: LowSbody on February 28, 2009, 08:23:53 AM
YA ok thats great. But my life always goes to p00 in the winter and I've never seen anyone dance in the pouring snow!