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Title: My Cousin Toms Myspace Status UpDaTeD
Post by: Bigdaddy on March 29, 2009, 02:25:55 PM
My Cousin Tommy is a nut, heres some of his my space status quotes
ive added them as he changes his status

1) Gettin' a boob job so I can play with them
2) If I act like an idiot, be proud of me. I'm Self Taught!!!
3) For the last time - NO I do not want a breath mint!!!
4) So Many Women, So Little Time
5) No one can take the memories you've made
6) The world needs a really good colon cleaning
7) NEVER pour glue on a bird - There's no reason to.
8)God is great - beer is good - and people are crazy
9) Thinking my ovaries are swollen
10) is wondering if I trained my cat or if he trained me.
11) If you keep looking back, you'll never move forward
12) The definition of insanity: Doing the same thing over & over & expecting different results
13) If a woman with big boobs can work at Hooters, why can't a woman with one leg work at IHOP?
14) If a smoker wakes up from a seven year coma, does he want a cigarette? 
15) How can there be artificial colors? I look at red jello and it's as red as it can be!!!
16) When Sammy Davis Jr. kissed a woman, do you think he closed his bad eye?
17) I knew right away that my personal psychic was no good. She accepted my check.
18) I'm really good at sex. Someday I'm gonna try it with a partner.
19) In the morning I feel like a Tee Pee. At night I feel like a Wigwam. I guess I'm just too tense.
20) Eggs & Bacon. Why does my favorite breakfast come from 2 animals' asses?
21) I just ate a whole box of captain crunch. Does that make me a cereal killer?
Title: Re: My Cousin Toms Myspace Status
Post by: Econo-box from Hell on March 29, 2009, 02:38:10 PM
Tommy has ovaries and wants a boob job?
Title: Re: My Cousin Toms Myspace Status
Post by: Bigdaddy on March 29, 2009, 02:39:27 PM
hes a nut.... kinda like u ==roll
Quote from: Econo-box from Hell on March 29, 2009, 02:38:10 PM
Tommy has ovaries and wants a boob job?
Title: Re: My Cousin Toms Myspace Status
Post by: liftedboomns10 on March 29, 2009, 02:39:46 PM
 applaudd
Title: Re: My Cousin Toms Myspace Status
Post by: Disturbed Sledneck on March 30, 2009, 01:52:37 PM
Quote from: Bigdaddy on March 29, 2009, 02:25:55 PM

8)God is great - beer is good - and people are crazy


My favorite!  So true..
Title: Re: My Cousin Toms Myspace Status
Post by: HeatherLuvsMud on March 30, 2009, 03:39:20 PM
I like #6!! ==roll Those are good!
Title: Re: My Cousin Toms Myspace Status
Post by: betterbeaters on March 30, 2009, 04:05:39 PM
hehehe thats funny
Title: Re: My Cousin Toms Myspace Status
Post by: THAT MUDFIT GUY on March 31, 2009, 12:54:37 PM
thats good funny guy
Title: Re: My Cousin Toms Myspace Status UpDaTeD
Post by: Bigdaddy on April 08, 2009, 01:03:26 PM
updated ==roll
Quote from: Bigdaddy on March 29, 2009, 02:25:55 PM
My Cousin Tommy is a nut, heres some of his my space status quotes
ive added them as he changes his status

1) Gettin' a boob job so I can play with them
2) If I act like an idiot, be proud of me. I'm Self Taught!!!
3) For the last time - NO I do not want a breath mint!!!
4) So Many Women, So Little Time
5) No one can take the memories you've made
6) The world needs a really good colon cleaning
7) NEVER pour glue on a bird - There's no reason to.
8)God is great - beer is good - and people are crazy
9) Thinking my ovaries are swollen
10) is wondering if I trained my cat or if he trained me.
11) If you keep looking back, you'll never move forward
12) The definition of insanity: Doing the same thing over & over & expecting different results
13) If a woman with big boobs can work at Hooters, why can't a woman with one leg work at IHOP?
14) If a smoker wakes up from a seven year coma, does he want a cigarette? 
15) How can there be artificial colors? I look at red jello and it's as red as it can be!!!
16) When Sammy Davis Jr. kissed a woman, do you think he closed his bad eye?
17) I knew right away that my personal psychic was no good. She accepted my check.
18) I'm really good at sex. Someday I'm gonna try it with a partner.
19) In the morning I feel like a Tee Pee. At night I feel like a Wigwam. I guess I'm just too tense.