Only in America .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
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Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
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Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
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Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
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Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?
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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
questions make sense to me...but it still makes you wonder........
==hmmm i wonder...
Ok here we go
1 that is so you get cancer and then you will be walking to the back of the store
2 becausepeople think the diet coke will off set the double cheeseburgerand fries
3 so you won't take the pen and the money is insured
4 your car is insured your junck isn't
5 to keep you buying more or waisting more you pick
6 it's for those who would byTch if they couldn't use it if you went blind or are blind
7 because the sun is a big solar oven and it is cooking you
8 because when womans eyes open so do there mouths and when there eyes close so do there mouths
9 because psychic's are full of p00
10 the same reason the word if is,if I had a billion dollars
11 because once they know it all there to old to work anymore
12 because they make the soap with the peel of the lemon and real lemon juice is tart and acidick
13 because he makes you brocker then you were
14 because everyone is going to the same place at the same time
15 are you volintering to catch and field dress them
16 because they just flew along and there were more then 2
17 so the injecter does not catch any thing when filling the it up
18because the plane would never get off the ground
19 because it is live wool
20 because compartment means something else
21 most definitley they are con's they con you in to beleving they work for you the people
22 because it is the end or begining to you destination
I guess I have to much time on my hands if I'm typing this much p00 on my computer take all awnsers with a grain of salt but salt is a granual and grain is wheat well you know what grain is
loll loll
??? Makes you wonder... ???
a=f Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
because he makes you brocker then you were ==roll a=f
hmmmmm??????????????????????????????????????
hehehe I think its funny