Whats invisible and smells like carrots ??
Bunny farts.. :P
got one of your own for the kids.. post em up.
what did the snail say when he road on the turtle?
weeeeee
Knock - Knock
Who's there?
Howell..
Howell who?
How will I get in if ya don't open the door.
What are the Two Things You cant have for Dinner? Breakfast and Lunch
What gets wetter the more it dries?
. . . A towell.
What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
Whatever you want,he cannot hear you loll
A string walks in a bar, orders a drink
bartender says, "im sorry sir, we dont serve strings in this bar,"
so the string walks outside & ruffles up the ends of his strings & ties his self into a knot
& returns to the bar, trys to order a drink again, when the bartender says,
Hey ! arn't you that string I just threw outta here.....
& the string says!
naw!
Im afraid not
or
" im a frayed knot!"
==roll
Quote from: Bigdaddy on November 14, 2009, 01:07:31 PM
A string walks in a bar, orders a drink
bartender says, "im sorry sir, we dont serve strings in this bar,"
so the string walks outside & ruffles up the ends of his strings & ties his self into a knot
& returns to the bar, trys to order a drink again, when the bartender says,
Hey ! arn't you that string I just threw outta here.....
& the string says!
naw!
Im afraid not
or
" im a frayed knot!"
==roll
ahaha...made me chuckle
Quote from: Bigdaddy on November 14, 2009, 01:07:31 PM
A string walks in a bar, orders a drink
bartender says, "im sorry sir, we dont serve strings in this bar,"
so the string walks outside & ruffles up the ends of his strings & ties his self into a knot
& returns to the bar, trys to order a drink again, when the bartender says,
Hey ! arn't you that string I just threw outta here.....
& the string says!
naw!
Im afraid not
or
" im a frayed knot!"
==roll
daz a good one
What in water puts out fire?
Fire Boat a=f
What begins with "F" and ends with "uck"
Firetruck a=f
Quote from: Firedog on November 24, 2009, 01:58:55 PM
What begins with "F" and ends with "uck"
Firetruck a=f
OOooo!! Questionable.. ;D
Knock, Knock...
Who's there ?
Boo..
Boo Who ???
Whatcha cryin for, it's only a knock knock joke..
That's good firedog! :) applaudd
Mom puts lil' Bobby to bed, a loud clap of thunder outside his bedroom window..
in a shaky voice lil' Bobby asks, mommy will you sleep in here tonight..
mom replies, no lil' Bobby.. I have to sleep next to your dad tonight..
lil' Bobby thinks for a second, gathers all the strength he can in his voice and says..
Big Sissy!!
how do you make a tissue dance?........................put a little boogie in it.
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dad !
Dad who ?
Dad fuel to the fire !
Ha ha ha
So a hunter and his friend gos up to the hunters cabin, after they get to the cabin they eat befor they go out, after they get backthey decide to eat dinner and the friend says these plates seem to still be dirty then the hunter says its the best coldwater can getem, the two friends wakeup and eat again still seeing the plates are dirty so he ask again and the hunter says its the best coldwater can getem so the hunter decides to call his dog "come coldwater"
;D
whats blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Owl..
Owl who?
That's right.. Owl's whoo....
What did the grape say when you steped on it?
Its just a little wine.
What did Donald duck say to Daffy Duck??
You Quack me up.. :P
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper
Good ones! They all made me laugh! :D
where does a snowman keep his money?
The snow bank
applaudd applaudd
Why did the Turkey cross the road ???
To prove he wasn't a chicken!!
Quote from: Hammerlane on April 29, 2010, 03:53:48 PM
Mom puts lil' Bobby to bed, a loud clap of thunder outside his bedroom window..
in a shaky voice lil' Bobby asks, mommy will you sleep in here tonight..
mom replies, no lil' Bobby.. I have to sleep next to your dad tonight..
lil' Bobby thinks for a second, gathers all the strength he can in his voice and says..
Big Sissy!!
change the name to little marshall, that happens here