WIFE FROM HELL
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says,' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. '
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! ?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well dear you should be thankful your radardetector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher.'
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth,
'Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.
That's an automatic $75 fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
(I love this part)
'Only when he's been drinking.!!'
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lol that is hilarious!!!!!
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Oh my god that is great lol
that would be one women who would get booted!
LMAO.............
==roll ==roll ==roll ==roll ==roll ROFLMFAO!!!! Man that's too funny!
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thats a good one applaudd applaudd
LMAO
OMG That is priceless just imagine the look on the cops face!LMAO!
That is way to funny
she would be walking home
loll B@tch!
sweet
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poor guy !!
loll awesome
she must be smokin hot!
i think hes married to my x wife
well officer, i was gaon 80 head for the oak tree down ther figerd with enugh speed i can do the world a faver. and i had my seat bealt off cuss if my plan dont work i dont wnat to end up in a hospital bed next to her
Hahahahahah this is AWESOME! :D
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I once flicked my smoke out, and got pulled over by a stater well he asked me if i new how expensive it was littering $1050 and i told him I DONT SMOKE! ..........SHE WAS........
(she was so mad), but with my rap sheet id be in deap crap.
wow was she mad, but understood my reasoning, funny funny funny
wonder how her walk home went??
I had her in my back seat once, when i got pulled over. her name is Willow and she my buddies ex. a cop let me off of a 90 in a 55 with a 5 over ticket and she bitched that i knew i was driven that fast n he shouldnt of did what he did with the cop there.was a long ride home
dang
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