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Title: Black Bra (adultish) (SOO TRUE lol)
Post by: HeatherLuvsMud on August 24, 2010, 03:31:49 PM
The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I
have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and
decided to amaze our men by greeting them at
the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and
a mask over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days
to exchange notes..

Here's how it all went.

My Engaged Friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over
he found me with a black leather bodice,
tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of
my dreams. I love you.' Then we made mad
passionate love all night
long.


The Mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his
office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it
the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.

When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a
word, but he started to tremble and we had
wild sex all night.


Then I Had To Share My Story:

When my husband came home I was wearing
the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a
mask over my eyes.

When he came in the door and saw me he said�


"What's for dinner, Batman?"
Title: Re: Black Bra (adultish) (SOO TRUE lol)
Post by: Bigdaddy on August 24, 2010, 03:43:13 PM
==ha
Title: Re: Black Bra (adultish) (SOO TRUE lol)
Post by: Jjay78 on August 24, 2010, 04:07:10 PM
 applaudd ==ha
Title: Re: Black Bra (adultish) (SOO TRUE lol)
Post by: doughchvy1 on August 24, 2010, 04:41:34 PM
 ==roll
Title: Re: Black Bra (adultish) (SOO TRUE lol)
Post by: liftedboomns10 on August 24, 2010, 05:24:26 PM
 applaudd ;D
Title: Re: Black Bra (adultish) (SOO TRUE lol)
Post by: betterbeaters on August 24, 2010, 05:51:36 PM
hahahaha
Title: Re: Black Bra (adultish) (SOO TRUE lol)
Post by: HeatherLuvsMud on August 24, 2010, 05:57:50 PM
Quote from: betterbeaters on August 24, 2010, 05:51:36 PM
hahahaha

You would do that for sure!!! ==roll
Title: Re: Black Bra (adultish) (SOO TRUE lol)
Post by: Uncle Steve on August 24, 2010, 08:35:24 PM
Quote from: Bigdaddy on August 24, 2010, 03:43:13 PM
==ha
Title: Re: Black Bra (adultish) (SOO TRUE lol)
Post by: 4xjeepfreak on August 25, 2010, 07:07:41 AM
 ==ha ==roll ==rockbanana ==dancinbanana
Title: Re: Black Bra (adultish) (SOO TRUE lol)
Post by: KORNBREAD on March 14, 2011, 12:02:23 PM
LOL
Title: Re: Black Bra (adultish) (SOO TRUE lol)
Post by: RubberDuckie on March 14, 2011, 03:34:07 PM
Quote from: Jjay78 on August 24, 2010, 04:07:10 PM
applaudd ==ha
Title: Re: Black Bra (adultish) (SOO TRUE lol)
Post by: D60KING on March 14, 2011, 03:41:02 PM
Quote from: 4xjeepfreak on August 25, 2010, 07:07:41 AM
==ha ==roll ==rockbanana ==dancinbanana
Title: Re: Black Bra (adultish) (SOO TRUE lol)
Post by: f150 460 on March 16, 2011, 02:22:11 AM
 applaudd
Title: Re: Black Bra (adultish) (SOO TRUE lol)
Post by: woody11769 on March 16, 2011, 02:57:35 AM
Quote from: Bigdaddy on August 24, 2010, 03:43:13 PM
==ha
Title: Re: Black Bra (adultish) (SOO TRUE lol)
Post by: ProGrade on March 16, 2011, 03:28:05 AM
Quote from: woody11769 on March 16, 2011, 02:57:35 AM
Quote from: Bigdaddy on August 24, 2010, 03:43:13 PM
==ha
Title: Re: Black Bra (adultish) (SOO TRUE lol)
Post by: OHEARN.2012 on March 16, 2011, 03:28:39 AM
Quote from: Bigdaddy on August 24, 2010, 03:43:13 PM
==ha
Title: Re: Black Bra (adultish) (SOO TRUE lol)
Post by: mudboggTshirts on March 16, 2011, 03:39:50 AM
 ==lmaoo   ;D