HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP
DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.
Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip.
It will be my first one, - and I can't wait!
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 2600 lives.
Twice.
wow... loll
WHAT A NICE LADY
a hero!
ah lol
She's a lifesaver.
but if it was my old lady im not to sure what i would think. mybe trade her in for a newer moddle
Quote from: cnoswalt78 on April 23, 2011, 06:08:04 AM
but if it was my old lady im not to sure what i would think. mybe trade her in for a newer moddle
==roll
Quote from: Kyle on April 23, 2011, 09:32:51 AM
Quote from: cnoswalt78 on April 23, 2011, 06:08:04 AM
but if it was my old lady im not to sure what i would think. mybe trade her in for a newer moddle
==roll
So really 5200 lives.....whata champ
damn after 6 months how did I miss not reading this joke till now........LOL
Quote from: woody11769 on October 07, 2010, 02:23:42 PM
WHAT A NICE LADY
LOL ..to bad she wasn't on the TITANIC! ;)