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Title: Funeral Procession
Post by: Bigdaddy on October 26, 2010, 02:16:55 PM
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he

noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby

cemetery.





A  black hearse was followed by a second  black hearse about 50 feet

behind the first one.





Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.





Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single

file.





The man couldn't stand the curiosity.





He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so

sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've

never seen a funeral like this.

"Whose funeral is it?"





"My wife's."





''What happened to her?"





The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."





He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"





The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when

the dog turned on her.."





A very  poignant and touching moment,  of brotherhood and silence,

passed between the two men.





"Can I borrow the dog?"









The man replied, "Get in line."
Title: Re: Funeral Procession
Post by: hghrdnhck on October 26, 2010, 03:43:02 PM
 loll  ==roll
Title: Re: Funeral Procession
Post by: PathWayMan on October 27, 2010, 04:56:23 PM
 ==roll ==ha
Title: Re: Funeral Procession
Post by: 4xjeepfreak on November 07, 2010, 09:14:35 PM
to funny  applaudd  ++peace
Title: Re: Funeral Procession
Post by: Jjay78 on November 08, 2010, 06:41:48 AM
Quote from: hghrdnhck on October 26, 2010, 03:43:02 PM
loll  ==roll
Title: Re: Funeral Procession
Post by: Uncle Steve on November 08, 2010, 11:56:52 AM
Quote from: PathWayMan on October 27, 2010, 04:56:23 PM
==roll ==ha

funny p00 right there
Title: Re: Funeral Procession
Post by: roodawakening on January 01, 2011, 05:11:21 AM
great one love it
Title: Re: Funeral Procession
Post by: larry60 on June 06, 2011, 09:29:01 PM
 applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd
Title: Re: Funeral Procession
Post by: Proud and Powerful on June 07, 2011, 12:19:00 AM
Quote from: hghrdnhck on October 26, 2010, 03:43:02 PM
loll  ==roll
Title: Re: Funeral Procession
Post by: woody11769 on June 07, 2011, 02:55:16 AM
Quote from: hghrdnhck on October 26, 2010, 03:43:02 PM
loll  ==roll
Title: Re: Funeral Procession
Post by: extricator1 on June 18, 2011, 03:40:15 PM
i`m still in line ==roll  ==jk
Title: Re: Funeral Procession
Post by: Colorado on June 19, 2011, 07:32:07 PM
 applaudd