Ron White..."Well, it was 4 in the mornin'. 22 degrees outside. 'Course, you weren't there... puz e! I'm in a camouflage deer blind, I got grease paint on my face, I had deer urine on my boots ? I'm not sure why. (returns to imitating) I've got a .30-06 rifle that can fire a bullet at 2500 feet per second. When that deer looked up to lick the salt lure I'd hung from the danged ol' tree, I caught him right above the eye." And I'm going, "Yeah? Well I hit one with a van. Going 55 miles an hour, with the headlights on and the horn blowin'!" Woo, that's an elusive little creature! If you ever miss one, it's because the bullet's moving too fast. I'll tell you what; slow the bullet down to 55 miles an hour, put some headlights and a little horn on it, the deer will actually jump in front of the bullet!
Oh and this ones funny too =p My wife's a smart woman. She came up with a brilliant solution for the overpopulation of the planet. It's simple, unlike most brilliant ideas. Stop spending money on research for products like Cialis and Viagra, and instead, invest that money in research to develop a product that makes semen taste like chocolate.
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me and chevyboy93 watched a astro van smoke one right infront of us a couple weeks ago, it was awesome, i thought we were gonna run over it but it hopped up and ran off right before we got to it.
yeah i tried to chase one down with moms new jeep but made it to the field edge before i got to it hahha
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lol