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Title: need pick up lines
Post by: JOE TURNER on February 17, 2011, 06:38:44 PM
i need some good pick lines to use on some hot girls forddgal chevgal jeeppgal toyygal dodgeegal zukiigal gmccgal
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Broncoholic on February 17, 2011, 06:40:09 PM
Hey Baby I bought 20,000 share's of FORD @ 1.24 & just sold it for 17 Bucks a share, I need someone to help me spend it.
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: big red on February 17, 2011, 06:42:19 PM
how much does a polar bear weigh?    enough to break the ice hi my name is "your name" nice to meet you...... either get the girl laughing or get slapped.
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Kyle on February 17, 2011, 07:29:54 PM
are you with UPS? cuz i see you lookin at my package  ==doh
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: marshall on February 18, 2011, 02:23:03 AM
want a shot?
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: 4xjeepfreak on February 18, 2011, 08:39:53 AM
It would be my pleasure, to pleasure  you.                                Lets go back to my place,so you can ride my face.     ==cheer jeeppgal
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Uncle Steve on February 18, 2011, 12:42:21 PM
 a=f   ==dunno  been had a wife for 31 years ,,don't drink so i don't go to bars ==2cents a=f
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: CowboyUp on February 18, 2011, 01:44:54 PM
are you tired? caz you been runnin through my mind all night
did it hurt? (did what hurt?) did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
if i could re-arrange the alphabet Id put U and I together
hey do you hear that? thats an ambulance coming because the sight of you stopped my heart
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: marshall on February 18, 2011, 02:19:35 PM
Quote from: CowboyUp on February 18, 2011, 01:44:54 PM
are you tired? caz you been runnin through my mind all night
did it hurt? (did what hurt?) did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
if i could re-arrange the alphabet Id put U and I together
hey do you hear that? thats an ambulance coming because the sight of you stopped my heart
please...dont use these...
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: woody11769 on February 18, 2011, 02:40:16 PM
Just act like your not interested and not single... act happy and not inpressed with her makes
wounder why.I dont think lines work I think attatude dose....good luck


Quote from: big red on February 17, 2011, 06:42:19 PM
how much does a polar bear weigh?    enough to break the ice hi my name is "your name" nice to meet you...... either get the girl laughing or get slapped.

but i do love this one think its funny but by now its gotta be so over done its on like ten times a night might work with an amish girl or one that dont have a TV
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Hammerlane on February 18, 2011, 02:47:29 PM
oh brother...  ==doh ==doh

how bout' bein yourself.. say hello, my name is.. nice to meet you.
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: CowboyUp on February 18, 2011, 03:33:24 PM
Quote from: marshall on February 18, 2011, 02:19:35 PM
Quote from: CowboyUp on February 18, 2011, 01:44:54 PM
are you tired? caz you been runnin through my mind all night
did it hurt? (did what hurt?) did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
if i could re-arrange the alphabet Id put U and I together
hey do you hear that? thats an ambulance coming because the sight of you stopped my heart
please...dont use these...

u really think id use these? or pick up lines at all? those are just a few i found funny
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: betterbeaters on February 18, 2011, 03:43:54 PM
wear a wedding ring! its all you need!!!!!!!!!


I can share my lines the wife would kill me if anyone found how smooth I was!!! lmfao
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Blue on February 18, 2011, 03:46:15 PM
Quote from: big red on February 17, 2011, 06:42:19 PM
how much does a polar bear weigh?    enough to break the ice hi my name is "your name" nice to meet you...... either get the girl laughing or get slapped.

dang i was gonna say this one haha
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Kyle on February 18, 2011, 03:47:49 PM
Quote from: betterbeaters on February 18, 2011, 03:43:54 PM
wear a wedding ring! its all you need!!!!!!!!!


I can share my lines the wife would kill me if anyone found how smooth I was!!! lmfao

i dare ya to share em!
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: marshall on February 18, 2011, 03:50:20 PM
Quote from: CowboyUp on February 18, 2011, 03:33:24 PM
Quote from: marshall on February 18, 2011, 02:19:35 PM
Quote from: CowboyUp on February 18, 2011, 01:44:54 PM
are you tired? caz you been runnin through my mind all night
did it hurt? (did what hurt?) did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
if i could re-arrange the alphabet Id put U and I together
hey do you hear that? thats an ambulance coming because the sight of you stopped my heart
please...dont use these...

u really think id use these? or pick up lines at all? those are just a few i found funny
not you, anybody!
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: JOE TURNER on February 18, 2011, 05:13:56 PM
DIS line: ur girl is like a door knob everybody gets a turn
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: CowboyUp on February 18, 2011, 06:13:52 PM
Quote from: marshall on February 18, 2011, 03:50:20 PM
Quote from: CowboyUp on February 18, 2011, 03:33:24 PM
Quote from: marshall on February 18, 2011, 02:19:35 PM
Quote from: CowboyUp on February 18, 2011, 01:44:54 PM
are you tired? caz you been runnin through my mind all night
did it hurt? (did what hurt?) did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
if i could re-arrange the alphabet Id put U and I together
hey do you hear that? thats an ambulance coming because the sight of you stopped my heart
please...dont use these...

u really think id use these? or pick up lines at all? those are just a few i found funny
not you, anybody!

lol lot of em are from a night at the roxbury
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Bigdaddy on February 18, 2011, 06:27:44 PM
 "You know where the weight room is?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZ4_R6q2mg# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiZ4_R6q2mg#)

Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: damn_ford on February 18, 2011, 07:14:42 PM
18 years ago my wife now of 13 years was 18 and i was 16. she showed up with a buddy of mines girlfriend in nurses scrubs.
i asked her if she wanted to play doctor....she did  ;D
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: MR NASTY on February 18, 2011, 09:15:20 PM
Nice shoes wanna ####
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Bigfreddie29 on February 19, 2011, 07:00:35 AM
hay how u dooin ya wanna hump best one ever but i also like
Quote from: MR NASTY on February 18, 2011, 09:15:20 PM
Nice shoes wanna ####
short and to the point lol
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Brown Cow on February 19, 2011, 08:30:56 PM
Is that mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in them
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: ROCK on February 25, 2011, 01:07:10 AM
Quote from: woody11769 on February 18, 2011, 02:40:16 PM
might work with an amish girl

LOL woody
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: RIP_K52007 on February 25, 2011, 01:16:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtfOTJwR_0M# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtfOTJwR_0M#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcech3F-FvI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcech3F-FvI#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKgurjb8TCs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKgurjb8TCs#)

==np
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Mudboggincrazy's Old Lady on February 25, 2011, 04:26:50 PM
Quote from: Hammerlane on February 18, 2011, 02:47:29 PM
oh brother...  ==doh ==doh

how bout' bein yourself.. say hello, my name is.. nice to meet you.
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Jjay78 on February 25, 2011, 06:49:25 PM
just talk to her, try something you know like mud bogs or something, see if she wants to go to one,
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Blue on February 27, 2011, 09:35:16 AM
Quote from: Jjay78 on February 25, 2011, 06:49:25 PM
just talk to her, try something you know like mud bogs or something, see if she wants to go to one,

went on a date today with a chick and we talked about mud bogs and trucks all night. i think that sounds like a keeper
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Kyle on February 27, 2011, 02:37:36 PM
Quote from: EDinator on February 27, 2011, 09:35:16 AM
Quote from: Jjay78 on February 25, 2011, 06:49:25 PM
just talk to her, try something you know like mud bogs or something, see if she wants to go to one,

went on a date today with a chick and we talked about mud bogs and trucks all night. i think that sounds like a keeper

i think any girl willing to go muddin is a keeper!
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: AprilDanell on March 01, 2011, 01:35:23 AM
This makes me lol.
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: boggers55 on March 01, 2011, 01:45:28 AM
at the end say p.s ur slickern deer guts on a door knob
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: old school truck dude on March 01, 2011, 03:14:34 PM
Find something about her (other than body parts) that you like and compliment it. "Hey nice purse! Where did you get it?"  "Nice car, what motor does it have?" "Oh by the way, my name is_____ , and you are..?" "Are ya thirsty? Hungry? Come on, let's go get somethin to drink/eat!"

   Confidence is the key. You dont need a line. They dont work and it will make you look like a jackass. Be straightforward, chin up, chest out, and dont let a rejection bother you. Lots of girls out there and you will be surprised what you can land if YOU JUST BE YOURSELF.  ;D
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: AprilDanell on March 03, 2011, 03:49:53 PM
Just walk up to a girl and say "You'll do."
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Kyle on March 03, 2011, 05:11:10 PM
"you. me. truck. lets go do something stupid"
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: MR NASTY on March 03, 2011, 05:25:46 PM
I agree with old school. Confidence is the key.
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: MrCompton734 on March 03, 2011, 09:15:55 PM
Quote from: MR NASTY on March 03, 2011, 05:25:46 PM
I agree with old school. Confidence is the key.

100% the case. I used to be so scared to talk to chicks. Once I realized that they are just normal people like guys, but with a ***** I figured out it was easy. Thats how I went from dating the butterfaces to......well I guess I don't date anymore but I've had some REALLY fine ladies since then. :)
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Ranger Dave on March 04, 2011, 01:38:32 AM
is that a mirror in your pants, because i see my self in them  ;D
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: AprilDanell on March 04, 2011, 01:43:51 AM
Quote from: lilred on February 25, 2011, 01:16:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtfOTJwR_0M# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtfOTJwR_0M#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcech3F-FvI# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcech3F-FvI#)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKgurjb8TCs# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKgurjb8TCs#)

==np

Yessssssssssssssss, all of these. lol
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: redneck taylor on March 04, 2011, 01:45:04 AM
hey baby are u a chicken farmer cause u sure know how to raise a co*k
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Proud and Powerful on March 06, 2011, 10:05:57 PM
when you're not lookin' that's when you'll find one back in the day guys had to do all the work now the ladies are more aggressive than the guys and be yourself be confident good luck every now and then u may bring home coyote ugly  ;D and if she is take her to her place that way she don't know were u live  ++peace
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Proud and Powerful on March 06, 2011, 10:06:50 PM
Find a chick with a truck that's lifted higher than yours she's a keeper ++peace
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Kyle on March 06, 2011, 10:15:10 PM
Quote from: Proud and Powerful on March 06, 2011, 10:06:50 PM
Find a chick with a truck that's lifted higher than yours she's a keeper ++peace

i think thatd be pretty sad if a girl i dated had a bigger truck than me, but that is a true statement! lol
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Blue on March 07, 2011, 09:40:52 PM
Quote from: Kyle on March 06, 2011, 10:15:10 PM
Quote from: Proud and Powerful on March 06, 2011, 10:06:50 PM
Find a chick with a truck that's lifted higher than yours she's a keeper ++peace

i think thatd be pretty sad if a girl i dated had a bigger truck than me, but that is a true statement! lol
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: RubberDuckie on March 08, 2011, 05:05:00 AM
Quote from: Kyle on March 06, 2011, 10:15:10 PM
Quote from: Proud and Powerful on March 06, 2011, 10:06:50 PM
Find a chick with a truck that's lifted higher than yours she's a keeper ++peace

i think thatd be pretty sad if a girl i dated had a bigger truck than me, but that is a true statement! lol

Guilty of having a truck bigger than my fiances. But I let him drive it a lot cuz I'm nice like that. Lol. And of course the part where he fixes it after both of us break it. lol
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: ballistics-10 on January 22, 2012, 04:12:45 AM
ok ok... hi i have a 3 inch penis and giggle in the dark.....

tell them blowjobs do nothing for me.. then they really want to see and they try their best... good luck
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: chevyboy on March 26, 2012, 01:22:19 AM
the one about what a polarbear weighs came from hall pass.  but the best lines are the natural normal ones. just be u cause when ur not u and things progress she will find the real you and thats where things can come to an end. then ur left to do it all again. i hate circles lol
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: black07ss on March 26, 2012, 05:29:42 AM
Quote from: AprilDanell on March 03, 2011, 03:49:53 PM
Just walk up to a girl and say "You'll do."
Damn April, does that really work?  Lol
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: AprilDanell on August 01, 2012, 11:11:52 PM
Quote from: black07ss on March 26, 2012, 05:29:42 AM
Quote from: AprilDanell on March 03, 2011, 03:49:53 PM
Just walk up to a girl and say "You'll do."
Damn April, does that really work?  Lol

Personally, I'd rather hear that than some cheesy pick-up line haha
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: BUDGETBOGGER03 on August 05, 2012, 08:49:43 PM
SAY HEY  BABY MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE DIAREAA.... I JUST CANT HOLD IT IN!
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: old school truck dude on August 06, 2012, 12:40:13 AM
How about "Hi my name is ***** and I was wondering if you would like to go for coffee sometime..?"
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: jaysgirl on August 06, 2012, 02:35:48 AM
Quote from: 4xjeepfreak on February 18, 2011, 08:39:53 AM
It would be my pleasure, to pleasure  you.                                Lets go back to my place,so you can ride my face.     ==cheer jeeppgal

Isnt that one a little to out there. I think he said he was trying to pick up a girl not get slapped
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: AprilDanell on August 06, 2012, 02:50:00 AM
Quote from: jaysgirl on August 06, 2012, 02:35:48 AM
Quote from: 4xjeepfreak on February 18, 2011, 08:39:53 AM
It would be my pleasure, to pleasure  you.                                Lets go back to my place,so you can ride my face.     ==cheer jeeppgal

Isnt that one a little to out there. I think he said he was trying to pick up a girl not get slapped


:D :D :D :D
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: BigWheelBob on August 06, 2012, 09:14:36 PM
Hey baby, can I get in you're pants?.........Cause I just p00 mine!!!
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Crazymays77 on August 07, 2012, 10:48:39 PM
If I follow you home would you keep me? 
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: old school truck dude on August 07, 2012, 11:32:34 PM
At last call in the bar: "PICK ME PICK ME!!"
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: bwdramcharger on August 11, 2012, 05:29:52 AM
That shirt is becoming on you but then again if I were on you I'd be coming too!!!

That dress looks great on you but would look better on my floor!!

Wanna play carnival ? Sit on my face and I will guess your weight !
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Jthomas on August 22, 2012, 10:06:39 PM
Ur so hot ur melting the elastic in my underwear

My love for you is like the squirts, I just can't hold it in

Nice shoes, wanna f#$%?
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Chevy Racer on August 23, 2012, 02:31:59 AM
This thing won't suck itself.
Title: Re: need pick up lines
Post by: Jthomas on August 27, 2012, 03:25:31 AM
Hey babe let's flip a coin. Heads I get tail, tails I get head.
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