A criminal is finally released from jail and after 20 minutes
of walking, decides to break into someone's house.
Turns out he broke into a couples' house while they
were having sex.
The criminal managed to tie the woman to the bed and the man
to a chair.
Then the criminal leaned in to the woman's neck and
a few seconds later ran to the bathroom.
The husband said: "Honey he's probably been
in jail a long time and finds you attractive since he kissed
your neck. He might not kill us if you do everything he asks,
I love you honey, and be strong."
The woman replied: "He leaned in to whisper to me he
found you attractive and asked where the Vaseline was.
I told him it was in the bathroom. I love you honey, be strong!"
==no kennyy
bubba's back in town and he wants your #