An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .
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> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
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> Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
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> Margaret looked him over. "Nope."
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> Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
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> Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
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> Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
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> Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
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> "Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
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> "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
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> Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."
Lol. Good thinkin Margaret.
that's pretty darn funny right there!!! applaudd
thats not even fair
hahahahahaha
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