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Title: THIS IS HOW IT ALL WORKS:
Post by: old school truck dude on March 13, 2011, 12:39:21 AM
            It's a slow day in a little East Texas town. The sun is  beating down, and the streets are deserted.  Times are tough,everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.....

            On this particular day a rich tourist from back east is driving through town. He stops at the motel and lays a $100 bill on the  desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.


            As soon as the man walks upstairs, the owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
                     
            The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
                         
            The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.
                         
            The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.


            The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.


            The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.


            At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, picks up the $100 bill, states  that the rooms are not satisfactory,
            pockets the money, and leaves town.
                     
            No one produced anything.

            No one earned anything.
                       
            However, the whole town is now out of debt,

            and now looks to the future, with a lot more optimism.
                     
            And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the

            United States Government

            is conducting business  today.

         



Title: Re: THIS IS HOW IT ALL WORKS:
Post by: Jjay78 on March 25, 2011, 09:24:36 PM
that's messed up
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW IT ALL WORKS:
Post by: larry60 on March 27, 2011, 03:22:58 PM
 applaudd
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW IT ALL WORKS:
Post by: 4xjeepfreak on March 31, 2011, 05:22:34 AM
thats not funny.. ??? ++peace
Title: Re: THIS IS HOW IT ALL WORKS:
Post by: 4x4xdodgeman on April 03, 2011, 01:33:33 AM
 ==bf   that is true!!