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Title: Donald Duck and Daisy Duck
Post by: Bigdaddy on April 07, 2011, 04:55:16 PM
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.


The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"


Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.


"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.


The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"


"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"

Title: Re: Donald Duck and Daisy Duck
Post by: CBakes on April 07, 2011, 05:18:22 PM
Hahaha nice!  loll
Title: Re: Donald Duck and Daisy Duck
Post by: 4x4xdodgeman on April 07, 2011, 05:53:14 PM
 ==roll ==cheer
Title: Re: Donald Duck and Daisy Duck
Post by: 4xjeepfreak on April 08, 2011, 08:00:37 AM
 ;D ==roll ==roll ++peace
Title: Re: Donald Duck and Daisy Duck
Post by: Uncle Steve on April 08, 2011, 10:56:17 AM
Quote from: 4xjeepfreak on April 08, 2011, 08:00:37 AM
;D ==roll ==roll ++peace
Title: Re: Donald Duck and Daisy Duck
Post by: burl on April 08, 2011, 11:17:23 AM
Lmfao
Title: Re: Donald Duck and Daisy Duck
Post by: Blazin40s on April 08, 2011, 12:33:27 PM
Hahaha
Title: Re: Donald Duck and Daisy Duck
Post by: betterbeaters on April 08, 2011, 01:51:27 PM
hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Donald Duck and Daisy Duck
Post by: Jjay78 on April 12, 2011, 06:06:56 PM
Quote from: 4xjeepfreak on April 08, 2011, 08:00:37 AM
;D ==roll ==roll ++peace