Cannibal Restaurant
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+ Tourist: $8.00
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $12.50
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price
for the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of schitt p00, it takes all morning."
applaudd loll ==roll Ain't that the truth!!
:P smartypants ;)
applaudd
lol good one
thats good ++peace applaudd