Why do you women buy these crappy magazines, look at the cover of the July issue of Cosmopolitan, it says (His 6 secret sex spots) I am a man and I am here to educate you women out there that men only have one sex spot and it is not a secret ==roll
This issue also has talking tricks that draw him in, well men have selective hearing and when you women talk this is what we hear!
Blah Blah blah, Blah blah blah, BLOW JOB, blah blah blah!
Also we don't want to cuddle after doing the deed, that is just sick and wrong...if you want to express how much you love us make us a sandwich and be quiet so we can watch the game on TV. The only thing you could possibly have to say during the game that we would care about would be Blow Job.
(http://www.cosmopolitan.com/cm/cosmopolitan/images/LK/rihanna-53111-med-1.jpg)
==ha
==roll
LOL.....
Very well said ! ;D
they could be telling you that they just picked you up a case of cold beer too, or maby they won the lottery or something,
Notice the "50 things you should have never stopped doing" I bet #1 is giving blow jobs.
Hmmm........ Ever thought maybe the reason us women stop giving blow jobs is the fact thats all you hear when we are talking and thats all you ever want!!!!!! If you listen to us once in a while an actually hear what we are saying you MIGHT JUST GET THEM MORE OFTEN!!!
wow this is hilarious
Quote from: STARGAZER on June 15, 2011, 03:47:57 AM
Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blow job, blah blah blah
Did you just say blow job? ==roll
can I get you a beer? ;D ;) :D
why are YOU reading this magazine anyhow? ;D
Quote from: mudboggshirts on July 10, 2011, 03:50:44 AM
why are YOU reading this magazine anyhow? ;D
It is like spying on the enemy ==roll
i know where one is, where is the other 5 ? ==roll
ha ha very nice
lovee hummerr ==thumbsup
Quote from: Bigdaddy on July 18, 2011, 10:40:52 PM
lovee hummerr ==thumbsup
I'll have one of them.. LOL The blow job Hummer
you guys are all grounded .... ;D
So has anybody figured out where the other 5 are yet? ==idunno
Quote from: Kyle on July 30, 2011, 04:22:29 AM
So has anybody figured out where the other 5 are yet? ==idunno
Read the magazine Kyle and you will know then ;) :P :D
Quote from: Kyle on July 30, 2011, 04:22:29 AM
So has anybody figured out where the other 5 are yet? ==idunno
>>>>>>>>>>>> ==hmmm
Showing the gf this when she gets home.