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Title: HOME SECURITY
Post by: danwheeler660 on August 23, 2011, 02:02:15 AM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's well
used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
& Ammo Magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim & I went for more ammo and beer. Be
back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer
took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all
four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter

Title: Re: HOME SECURITY
Post by: Jjay78 on August 23, 2011, 03:40:02 AM

==ha ==ha that would work out here too

Title: Re: HOME SECURITY
Post by: RubberDuckie on August 23, 2011, 03:45:28 AM

loll

Title: Re: HOME SECURITY
Post by: woody11769 on August 23, 2011, 03:59:25 AM

Quote from: Jjay78 on August 23, 2011, 03:40:02 AM
==ha ==ha that would work out here too

Title: Re: HOME SECURITY
Post by: betterbeaters on August 23, 2011, 01:07:45 PM

hahahahah

WeGotMud

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