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Title: BUD LIGHT DRUNK
Post by: danwheeler660 on August 23, 2011, 02:24:38 AM

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every
time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me
to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your
husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass
of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't
swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes
To bed in his Bud Light stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking
fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every
time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with
sweet tea.. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch
me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut
helps?"
??? 8)

Title: Re: BUD LIGHT DRUNK
Post by: Jjay78 on August 23, 2011, 03:37:38 AM

wow

Title: Re: BUD LIGHT DRUNK
Post by: RubberDuckie on August 23, 2011, 03:44:06 AM

Damn us women... Never keeping our mouth shut. Lol.

Title: Re: BUD LIGHT DRUNK
Post by: betterbeaters on August 23, 2011, 01:21:07 PM

hahahahaha

Title: Re: BUD LIGHT DRUNK
Post by: dusty1 on September 07, 2011, 02:14:16 AM

Quote from: Jjay78 on August 23, 2011, 03:37:38 AM
wow

Title: Re: BUD LIGHT DRUNK
Post by: Uncle Steve on September 08, 2011, 02:02:27 PM

==ha

Title: Re: BUD LIGHT DRUNK
Post by: RIP_K52007 on September 08, 2011, 02:17:20 PM

loll quiett

Title: Re: BUD LIGHT DRUNK
Post by: 4xjeepfreak on September 11, 2011, 02:33:47 AM

applaudd ==roll ==ha ==roll ==qc ==lmaoo

Title: Re: BUD LIGHT DRUNK
Post by: woody11769 on September 12, 2011, 04:03:38 AM

Quote from: 4xjeepfreak on September 11, 2011, 02:33:47 AM
applaudd ==roll ==ha ==roll ==qc ==lmaoo

Title: Re: BUD LIGHT DRUNK
Post by: gator82 on September 21, 2011, 05:36:06 AM

==roll ==lol

Title: Re: BUD LIGHT DRUNK
Post by: KORNBREAD on September 21, 2011, 10:56:45 PM

DAMN!!! LMAO

Title: Re: BUD LIGHT DRUNK
Post by: dirtydog on October 25, 2011, 05:53:08 PM

life would b easier if more women would do that. jmo

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