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Title: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: Uncle Steve on September 09, 2011, 04:45:04 PM
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(You just can't make this stuff up!!) When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch.
What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder.' (That's the way the police report described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time. Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Taped to the box was this note which said: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."
Title: Re: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: Bigdaddy on September 09, 2011, 04:47:04 PM
==kk ==ha
Title: Re: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: betterbeaters on September 09, 2011, 05:09:02 PM
hahahaha
Title: Re: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: Jjay78 on September 10, 2011, 03:37:51 AM
Quote from: Bigdaddy on September 09, 2011, 04:47:04 PM
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Title: Re: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: J.C. on September 13, 2011, 12:26:59 PM
nice!
Title: Re: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: jaysgirl on May 17, 2012, 01:29:27 AM
Quote from: Jjay78 on September 10, 2011, 03:37:51 AM
Quote from: Bigdaddy on September 09, 2011, 04:47:04 PM
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Title: Re: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: 390JOE on May 19, 2012, 09:25:32 AM
(http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu27/390joe/snort.gif) loll (http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu27/390joe/snort.gif)
Title: Re: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: HellYeah4x4 on May 24, 2012, 12:24:32 PM
WoW
Title: Re: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: redneck taylor on November 15, 2012, 02:30:34 AM
Quote from: HellYeah4x4 on May 24, 2012, 12:24:32 PM
WoW
wow is right thats crazy
Title: Re: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: burl on November 15, 2012, 03:14:12 AM
Ahahahahahhahahahaha
Title: Re: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: Ranger Dave on November 15, 2012, 09:54:32 AM
i wonder witch part  they snorted ?  ==roll 
Title: Re: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: Mudgrunt on November 15, 2012, 07:30:26 PM
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Title: Re: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: catwomen on November 16, 2012, 06:26:39 PM
 yeahh applaudd ++peace
That is some report.
Title: Re: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: ddmachine on November 19, 2012, 03:36:55 AM
thats funny
Title: Re: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: extricator1 on December 15, 2012, 05:59:08 PM
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Title: Re: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: larry60 on March 16, 2013, 06:53:18 PM
 applaudd
Title: Re: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: poorboyzmuddin on March 18, 2013, 06:16:52 PM
nice
Title: Re: BURGLARY IN FLORIDA
Post by: bogger564 on April 24, 2013, 11:11:00 AM
Dang nasty
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Post by: edmalead on April 30, 2013, 02:09:30 PM
 ==ha ==roll ==roll