Adult Bathroom Etiquette... It is a good one!
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*Teacher: Michael, If you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young
lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the rest room?" The
teacher asked.
"Just a minute, I have to go pee", he said.
"The teacher replied," That would be rude and impolite. What about you?
Paul, how would you say it?
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very mannerly to
say the word 'bathroom' at the table."
"And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us
your good manners."
With little hesitation Johnny said: "Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope
you'll get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
loll
to funny
Ahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha
thats awesome kids say the darndest things.
applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd
lol might have to use that one
Why does the teacher keep asking little Johnny questions?
==roll
bahahah thats a good one
johnnys the man