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Title: Traffic Jam
Post by: Bigdaddy on November 07, 2011, 01:11:14 PM

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam in Washington DC . Nothing is moving!
Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks "What's going on"? '
'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped all the members of our Congress.
They're asking for $10 million in ransom.
"Otherwise, they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire!"
"We're going from car to car taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
''Most people are giving about two gallons"!

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Title: Re: Traffic Jam
Post by: cat150 on November 07, 2011, 01:16:03 PM

;D applaudd

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Post by: wayne w on November 07, 2011, 02:29:33 PM

==ha

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Post by: Jjay78 on November 07, 2011, 04:54:50 PM

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Post by: woody11769 on November 07, 2011, 07:06:00 PM

Quote from: Jjay78 on November 07, 2011, 04:54:50 PM
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Post by: drogers on December 07, 2011, 02:56:56 AM

;D lol ==rocks

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Post by: Slick on December 07, 2011, 03:21:19 AM

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Post by: rangerwheelinmike on December 07, 2011, 03:33:19 AM

==roll

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Post by: RBSracing on December 07, 2011, 05:16:00 AM

yeahh loll ==roll

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Post by: betterbeaters on December 07, 2011, 12:00:15 PM

hahahaha

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Post by: Uncle Steve on December 07, 2011, 12:05:02 PM

Quote from: ridin high on November 07, 2011, 01:16:03 PM
;D applaudd

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Post by: larry60 on December 30, 2011, 01:08:31 PM

applaudd

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Post by: Flexpipe on December 31, 2011, 03:31:34 AM

==thumbsup

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Post by: ProGrade on December 31, 2011, 04:08:31 AM

applaudd

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Post by: extricator1 on December 31, 2011, 04:05:35 PM

count me in lol

Title: Re: Traffic Jam
Post by: this guy on March 02, 2012, 03:48:48 PM

i got a couple gallons to spare

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