i hope this is the right secton. i stole this from a friend on facebook
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shop,
nothing was moving, not even a mop.
No work being performed, the tools laid silent,
which were normally making trucks that attack mud so violent.
The tools were all cleaned up and placed in their boxes with care,
... ... in hopes that St. Nicholas would soon be there.
The tires were all stacked up by size, from large to small,
so Santa could see them all.
It would be at a glance, which Santa could see,
indeed that 44 boggers were badly in need.
The Crew members were all snug in their beds
with visions of victories dancing around in their heads.
At four in the morning I was ready to give in,at
this time fatigue would Certainly win,
I hopped into bed and took off my cap,
figured I'd lay down for a two hour nap
When out on the lawn there was such a noise,
I grabbed my gun and went to wake up the boys,
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
ripped open the blinds and threw up the sash.
The motion lights on the eves sent out such a glow,
it made it easy to spot the happenings below,
when, what to my half opened eyes would appear,
But a big Ford truck with two and a half ton running gear.
With a little old driver, so jazzed up and quick,
I knew in that moment it must be St. Nick.
The power to fly was no luck;
it was the blown alcohol motor in his truck.
It was counting'em off one by one
8 big bore cylinders leading him to his fun.
As I turned and headed down the stairs,
from the shop the alarm horn blares,
I shut down the system with my handy remote,
it was St. Nick I didn't want to provoke,
a bundle of parts he had flung on his back,
and he looked like a peddler just opening his sack.
His fire suit was all red and intact;
a reflective shield on his helmet for fact.
He had a custom fire sock for his hair and beard, and yea I know it sounds kinda weird.
He popped open his coat yanked up on his reflective shield only to reveal
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, sort of looked like myself;
With a wink of his eye and a nod of his head,
he was letting me know he had a bad ass sled.
He said not a word, but went straight to his work,
out came the pistons with one little jerk
tires were flying, tools came to rest,
there is no denying that Santa is the best.
Off he ran and jumped in his truck,
I hope these gifts give you some luck,
I heard him exclaim as he thundered out of sight,
Merry Christmas all and to all a good night.
that is awesome!
applaudd santaa
SWEEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!!!! Printed that off, hangin on my tool box at work now!
santaa santaa santaa
Im borrowing this. Hope you dont mind if I change it to a dodge lol
Go ahead I was going to change it to chevy but I forgot
lol i changed a few things and posted it to my facebook. A few of my buddys got a good laugh. Thanks for posting that
hey what kinda truck did he have?
nice!!
applaudd applaudd applaudd ==wgm
thats great..... applaudd applaudd applaudd.....i had to steal it
applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd
Like everyone else i hada print it off and hang it up in the garage. lol