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Title: wow...
Post by: Bigdaddy on May 04, 2012, 01:47:20 PM


On January 9 a group of bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped.

The Harley leader, George, a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you
doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why
don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately
by another one.

After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then says, "Wow!

George says "That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with
me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"

The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!


Title: Re: wow...
Post by: betterbeaters on May 04, 2012, 01:54:34 PM
lmfao!
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Post by: jaysgirl on May 04, 2012, 05:06:35 PM
lmfao
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Post by: BUDGETBOGGER03 on May 04, 2012, 05:39:16 PM
Quote from: betterbeaters on May 04, 2012, 01:54:34 PM
lmfao!
hahahaha
Title: Re: wow...
Post by: catwomen on May 04, 2012, 05:51:56 PM
That really leaves you hanging ==dancinbananaa
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Post by: Uncle Steve on May 04, 2012, 06:27:01 PM
that is funny p00 right there  ==roll
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Post by: Mudbuster on May 10, 2012, 04:08:56 PM
loll ==roll
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Post by: Jjay78 on May 10, 2012, 10:16:11 PM
 ==sick ==doh ==roll ==roll
Title: Re: wow...
Post by: HockeyGuy on May 11, 2012, 02:03:59 PM
lol