==rofl My wife sent me this and said it would so be me when I get old loll
MY PRIVATE PART DIED
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong.
'Yes, Nurse Tracy,' said Mr. Wallace.
'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a
little crazy, she replied,
'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace.
Please accept my condolences.'
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall
with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy.
'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you
yesterday that my Private Part died.'
'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it
hanging out of your pajamas?'
'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
lmao
good one
==ha
Old people do the damnedest things
==ha
Quote from: burl on July 19, 2012, 10:38:23 PM
Old people do the damnedest things
yes they do.
really good one
that funny good one i can just see that happening my friend works at a old folk home and she said that happens alot lol
==ha
lol, I really liked this one. yeahh ==roll yeahh
applaudd
Rofl!
applaudd ==roll That's a good one.
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