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Title: Tough Guy
Post by: HeatherLuvsMud on July 24, 2012, 12:52:35 PM

Subject: TOUGH GUY


On January 9 a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped.


The leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either, so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then says, "Wow!  That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey!  That's a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts.  You could be famous if you rode with me.  Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!
Title: Re: Tough Guy
Post by: michigan maniac on July 24, 2012, 01:44:11 PM
Haha !!
Title: Re: Tough Guy
Post by: J.C. on July 24, 2012, 01:50:35 PM
seems like it never pays to try and help...
Title: Re: Tough Guy
Post by: Bigdaddy on July 24, 2012, 02:14:11 PM
==kk
Title: Re: Tough Guy
Post by: betterbeaters on July 24, 2012, 07:16:23 PM
lol
Title: Re: Tough Guy
Post by: burl on July 24, 2012, 08:15:45 PM
Ahahahahah
Title: Re: Tough Guy
Post by: larry60 on November 07, 2012, 07:10:26 PM
 applaudd
Title: Re: Tough Guy
Post by: black07ss on November 07, 2012, 11:27:32 PM
 ==kk pukee
Title: Re: Tough Guy
Post by: HellYeah4x4 on November 13, 2012, 09:07:09 PM
 ==censor  :D
Title: Re: Tough Guy
Post by: 72 Bogger on December 11, 2012, 01:50:45 AM
Hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Tough Guy
Post by: Uncle Steve on December 13, 2012, 12:35:15 PM
Quote from: J.C. on July 24, 2012, 01:50:35 PM
seems like it never pays to try and help...
==ha
Title: Re: Tough Guy
Post by: Jjay78 on February 09, 2013, 02:43:53 AM
Quote from: Bigdaddy on July 24, 2012, 02:14:11 PM
==kk