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Title: Depressed?
Post by: Uncle Steve on July 31, 2012, 01:34:48 PM
Depressed?

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about  the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.


They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......


Folks, we're screwed!











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Post by: betterbeaters on July 31, 2012, 04:13:17 PM
lol
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Post by: magic on July 31, 2012, 04:15:52 PM
sums it up about right lol
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Post by: ProGrade on July 31, 2012, 04:39:47 PM
It's funny cuz it's true
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Post by: 390JOE on July 31, 2012, 05:14:13 PM
loll
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Post by: BUDGETBOGGER03 on July 31, 2012, 08:31:39 PM
Quote from: magic on July 31, 2012, 04:15:52 PM
sums it up about right lol
x2
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Post by: bogger564 on August 01, 2012, 06:59:50 PM
scary true
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Post by: Jjay78 on September 12, 2012, 01:18:28 AM
Quote from: ProGrade on July 31, 2012, 04:39:47 PM
It's funny cuz it's true
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Post by: larry60 on November 07, 2012, 06:52:42 PM
 applaudd applaudd applaudd
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Post by: black07ss on November 08, 2012, 07:05:22 AM
Quote from: ProGrade on July 31, 2012, 04:39:47 PM
It's funny cuz it's true
Title: Re: Depressed?
Post by: 4xjeepfreak on November 10, 2012, 03:00:59 PM
 ==sick  ==pissed  ???  :(  ==np  GotMud?