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Title: married to long
Post by: Bigdaddy on October 12, 2012, 03:43:19 PM



A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved
and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the
course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Friday's, I fish!
Title: Re: married to long
Post by: Uncle Steve on October 12, 2012, 10:10:24 PM
==ha applaudd
Title: Re: married to long
Post by: Rosco on October 12, 2012, 10:23:55 PM
 loll  ==roll
Title: Re: married to long
Post by: 78man on October 13, 2012, 03:43:12 PM
applaudd ==ha
Title: Re: married to long
Post by: larry60 on November 07, 2012, 06:43:08 PM
 applaudd
Title: Re: married to long
Post by: black07ss on November 08, 2012, 07:07:46 AM
Quote from: Uncle Steve on October 12, 2012, 10:10:24 PM
==ha applaudd
Title: Re: married to long
Post by: betterbeaters on November 08, 2012, 11:42:57 AM
Quote from: Rosco on October 12, 2012, 10:23:55 PM
loll  ==roll
Title: Re: married to long
Post by: burl on November 09, 2012, 01:46:04 PM
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: married to long
Post by: catwomen on November 09, 2012, 05:05:33 PM
That's a good one
Title: Re: married to long
Post by: 4xjeepfreak on November 10, 2012, 02:55:47 PM
  where is this place ?   ;D  ++peace
Title: Re: married to long
Post by: BigFrank on November 10, 2012, 07:38:05 PM
Quote from: Uncle Steve on October 12, 2012, 10:10:24 PM
==ha applaudd
Title: Re: married to long
Post by: 390JOE on November 11, 2012, 04:59:06 PM
Quote from: Rosco on October 12, 2012, 10:23:55 PM
loll  ==roll
Title: Re: married to long
Post by: sdsmas1 on November 11, 2012, 07:34:58 PM
funny stuff!
Title: Re: married to long
Post by: extricator1 on November 11, 2012, 10:15:04 PM
==roll ==roll