I just thought these were cool so I'm sharin them. http://m.askmen.com/daily/joke (http://m.askmen.com/daily/joke)
1. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
2. How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
3. What's the difference between a byTch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a byTch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
4. What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
5. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
6. What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm.
7. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's butt? A mechanic.
8. Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
9. Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut.
10. The three words most hated by men during sex: "Are you in?"
11. The three words women hate to hear during sex: "Honey, I'm home!"
12. Why do men take showers instead of baths? Peeing in the bath is disgusting.
13. Do you know why they call it the Wonderbra? When you take it off, you wonder where her breasts went.
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now thats some funny shitt!!!
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