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Title: Lie Detector
Post by: Uncle Steve on December 30, 2012, 02:39:51 PM
==roll         Lie Detector



A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie.
He decides to test it out on his son at supper.

"Where were you last night?"

"I was at the library"
... Robot slaps son.

"OK I was at a friend's house"; "Doing what?" asked the father.
"Watching a movie. Toy story."
... Robot slaps son.

"OK it was porn!" cried the son.

Father yells "What?! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!".
... Robot slaps father.

The mother laughs and says "He certainly is your son."
... Robot slaps mother.


Title: Re: Lie Detector
Post by: old school truck dude on December 30, 2012, 03:45:09 PM
==roll
Title: Re: Lie Detector
Post by: Mudgrunt on December 30, 2012, 04:59:33 PM
 ==lmaoo
Title: Re: Lie Detector
Post by: Bigdaddy on December 30, 2012, 05:03:16 PM
==ha
Title: Re: Lie Detector
Post by: burl on December 30, 2012, 11:29:12 PM
HAHA!
Title: Re: Lie Detector
Post by: Jjay78 on February 09, 2013, 02:47:09 AM
Quote from: Bigdaddy on December 30, 2012, 05:03:16 PM
==ha
Title: Re: Lie Detector
Post by: Merc09 on February 19, 2013, 04:29:33 PM
 ==lmaoo
Title: Re: Lie Detector
Post by: edmalead on February 19, 2013, 04:58:25 PM
Funny!!   ==roll ==ha
Title: Re: Lie Detector
Post by: larry60 on March 16, 2013, 06:21:46 PM
 applaudd
Title: Re: Lie Detector
Post by: treefarmer on March 26, 2015, 03:34:06 PM
look cool
Title: Re: Lie Detector
Post by: 4xjeepfreak on April 29, 2015, 03:35:33 AM
great jokerr