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Title: Free drinks & a hotdog(ADULT ONLY)
Post by: Bigdaddy on January 20, 2013, 03:56:17 PM

One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks,
but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change.
So the first drunk says, "Hey, I've got an idea - we put our money together and buy a hot dog."

The second drunk, looking at him puzzled, says,
"What the hell? I don't want a hot dog; I want a goddamn drink!"

The first says, "I know. We buy the hot dog, stick it down the front of my pants,
go into a bar and order our drinks. When the bartender tells us the price,
you drop to your knees and suck the hot dog like you're sucking my dick - and the bartender will throw us out and we won't have to pay for anything!"

The second drunk says, "Well, it sounds like a good enough idea to me."

So they buy the hot dog and the first drunk sticks it down his pants.
They go into a bar, order two whiskeys, and when the bartender tells them the price,
the second drunk drops to his knees and sucks on the hot dog. The bartender throws them out and tells them not to come back.

The drunks go on to hit 19 bars. Finally, the second drunk says, "We've got to switch places 'cause my knees hurt from dropping to the floor."

The first drunk says, "You think that's bad? I lost the hot dog in the third bar!"
Title: Re: Free drinks & a hotdog(ADULT ONLY)
Post by: Uncle Steve on January 21, 2013, 12:00:12 PM
==ha
Title: Re: Free drinks & a hotdog(ADULT ONLY)
Post by: Merc09 on January 21, 2013, 04:35:44 PM
Lmao! I needed that.
Title: Re: Free drinks & a hotdog(ADULT ONLY)
Post by: BIG DOG on January 21, 2013, 04:47:56 PM
I fingered that was cumin
Title: Re: Free drinks & a hotdog(ADULT ONLY)
Post by: 72 Bogger on January 22, 2013, 10:28:32 PM
Hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Free drinks & a hotdog(ADULT ONLY)
Post by: Bryank on January 22, 2013, 10:30:26 PM
 applaudd ;D
Title: Re: Free drinks & a hotdog(ADULT ONLY)
Post by: black07ss on January 23, 2013, 08:09:08 AM
 applaudd ==sick
Title: Re: Free drinks & a hotdog(ADULT ONLY)
Post by: edmalead on February 06, 2013, 03:26:41 PM
 ==roll ==ha
Title: Re: Free drinks & a hotdog(ADULT ONLY)
Post by: Newbie on February 06, 2013, 03:31:02 PM
Hahah eeeeeww
Title: Re: Free drinks & a hotdog(ADULT ONLY)
Post by: catwomen on February 06, 2013, 09:23:36 PM
Ha Ha Ha
That a good one
Title: Re: Free drinks & a hotdog(ADULT ONLY)
Post by: Jjay78 on February 09, 2013, 02:29:10 AM
Quote from: black07ss on January 23, 2013, 08:09:08 AM
applaudd ==sick
Title: Re: Free drinks & a hotdog(ADULT ONLY)
Post by: larry60 on March 16, 2013, 06:39:18 PM
 applaudd
Title: Re: Free drinks & a hotdog(ADULT ONLY)
Post by: duel1985 on June 07, 2013, 12:30:11 PM
Ha ha that will teach them..