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Title: Nurses hearing
Post by: Bigdaddy on January 25, 2013, 05:35:59 PM

A male patient is lying in bed at a hospital with an oxygen mask over his face and still heavily sedated from more than four hours of operation. A young female nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

Patient: "Nurse" (he feebly mumbles from behind the mask) "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed young nurse: "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."

Patient (struggles again to ask): "Nurse, Please, Are my testicles black?"

Finally, she removes his covers, lifts his gown, takes a close look and says: "There is nothing wrong with them!"

Patient (slowly after removing his oxygen mask): "That was very nice but listen very, closely – ARE...MY...TEST...RESULTS...BACK?"
Title: Re: Nurses hearing
Post by: Mudgrunt on January 25, 2013, 06:27:20 PM
 ==ha there is some truth in that
Title: Re: Nurses hearing
Post by: Uncle Steve on January 29, 2013, 10:09:13 PM
==ha
Title: Re: Nurses hearing
Post by: betterbeaters on January 29, 2013, 10:10:48 PM
lol
Title: Re: Nurses hearing
Post by: burl on January 29, 2013, 10:37:28 PM
hahahahhahahahahhahahaahahahhahahahahah
Title: Re: Nurses hearing
Post by: Stump Jumper on January 30, 2013, 02:30:02 AM
Loll
Title: Re: Nurses hearing
Post by: J.C. on January 30, 2013, 02:34:30 AM
Tell buck that one!
Title: Re: Nurses hearing
Post by: Merc09 on January 30, 2013, 05:35:49 AM
Lol.
Title: Re: Nurses hearing
Post by: ProGrade on January 31, 2013, 02:33:12 AM
 applaudd
Title: Re: Nurses hearing
Post by: edmalead on February 06, 2013, 03:24:21 PM
VERY FUNNY!!!!  ==roll
Title: Re: Nurses hearing
Post by: Newbie on February 06, 2013, 03:32:20 PM
Lmao
Title: Re: Nurses hearing
Post by: Jjay78 on February 09, 2013, 02:37:15 AM
==ha
Title: Re: Nurses hearing
Post by: larry60 on March 16, 2013, 06:37:46 PM
 applaudd