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Title: fast sex
Post by: Uncle Steve on March 05, 2013, 01:18:54 PM
    FAST SEX!

Darren    wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.  But she was dating someone else.

One day Darren got so frustrated that he went to her and said I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.  The girl looked at him and then said, "NO!"

Darren  said, "I'll be real fast.  I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."  She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation.  Her boy friend says, "Ask him for $200 and pick up the money really fast.  He won't even be able to get his pants down.  Then give me a call."
She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "What happened?"  Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The ba$tard had all quarters!"


Management lesson:


Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.


Title: Re: fast sex
Post by: Bigdaddy on March 05, 2013, 02:37:28 PM
==ha
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Post by: Merc09 on March 05, 2013, 06:06:46 PM
Lmao!
Title: Re: fast sex
Post by: Mudgrunt on March 05, 2013, 07:29:32 PM
Quote from: Bigdaddy on March 05, 2013, 02:37:28 PM
==ha
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Post by: black07ss on March 05, 2013, 07:47:36 PM
Quote from: Merc09 on March 05, 2013, 06:06:46 PM
Lmao!
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Post by: BIG DOG on March 05, 2013, 08:38:17 PM
i showed it to amy she works in an office.       
Title: Re: fast sex
Post by: Stump Jumper on March 06, 2013, 12:43:59 AM
lmao
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Post by: burl on March 06, 2013, 02:34:49 PM
Hahahahahaha
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Post by: 99superduty4x4 on April 11, 2013, 03:05:18 AM
thts a good one
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Post by: HockeyGuy on April 11, 2013, 12:32:58 PM
lol
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Post by: edmalead on April 12, 2013, 11:16:06 AM
That's a good one!!!! applaudd ==ha
Title: Re: fast sex
Post by: ChopperCopper21 on May 15, 2013, 03:42:11 AM
 ==ha ==ha ==ha that is a really good one!!!  applaudd applaudd applaudd
Title: Re: fast sex
Post by: Newbie on May 15, 2013, 02:39:49 PM
Haha! Never guessed that!
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Post by: 7387chevynut on May 20, 2013, 02:49:18 PM
now that's some funny shitt!!!
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Post by: duel1985 on June 07, 2013, 12:22:51 PM
Ha ha that's a good one
Title: Re: fast sex
Post by: Jjay78 on July 04, 2013, 01:45:10 PM
Quote from: Bigdaddy on March 05, 2013, 02:37:28 PM
==ha
Title: Re: fast sex
Post by: larry60 on July 28, 2013, 02:29:43 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: fast sex
Post by: duel1985 on July 31, 2013, 02:46:39 PM
Ha ha that will teach her easy money is not always easy