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Title: another little johnny joke
Post by: Uncle Steve on May 24, 2013, 10:09:13 PM
A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says, "The sky is definitely blue."

The teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black."

A second little boy says, "Trees are definitely green."

"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Then little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK...then I DEFINITELY p00 my pants!"
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Post by: betterbeaters on May 24, 2013, 10:14:24 PM
lol
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Post by: Bigdaddy on May 25, 2013, 12:04:35 AM
==fart
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Post by: Merc09 on May 25, 2013, 05:08:00 AM
Lmao!
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Post by: black07ss on May 25, 2013, 09:43:00 AM
lmao
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Post by: duel1985 on July 31, 2013, 02:57:07 PM
Ha ha ha
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Post by: edmalead on October 25, 2013, 06:48:27 PM
 applaudd
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Post by: larry60 on February 09, 2014, 11:06:51 PM
 ;D
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