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Title: Fairy Tale
Post by: Wild One on October 28, 2013, 12:50:40 AM
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,  "Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and drove mud boggers and
dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished
and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age
and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work,  and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.
   

The End
Title: Re: Fairy Tale
Post by: bubba on October 28, 2013, 11:39:54 AM
so true applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd
Title: Re: Fairy Tale
Post by: Merc09 on October 28, 2013, 12:08:10 PM
Lol.
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Post by: Uncle Steve on October 28, 2013, 09:08:40 PM
right on brother  applaudd
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Post by: edmalead on October 30, 2013, 01:54:44 PM
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!!  applaudd
Title: Re: Fairy Tale
Post by: extricator1 on November 15, 2013, 06:28:01 PM
Quote from: bubba on October 28, 2013, 11:39:54 AM
so true applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd
Amen!
Title: Re: Fairy Tale
Post by: Mudduck on November 19, 2013, 03:48:29 PM
Lucky ba$tard! Haha
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Post by: ProGrade on November 19, 2013, 05:11:59 PM
Love it!
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Post by: yukonjake on November 19, 2013, 05:37:11 PM
Lol to funny
Title: Re: Fairy Tale
Post by: Jjay78 on February 05, 2014, 02:20:45 AM
Quote from: bubba on October 28, 2013, 11:39:54 AM
so true applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd applaudd
....

thought this section was for funny stuff... not things that make the rest of us cry....==roll
Title: Re: Fairy Tale
Post by: larry60 on February 09, 2014, 10:58:40 PM
 applaudd applaudd applaudd