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Title: Daddy! Daddy!
Post by: Uncle Steve on November 03, 2013, 10:08:29 PM
 applaudd   A married fellow gets home early from work
and hears strange noises coming from the
bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife
naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he asks. "I'm having a heart
attack," cries the woman. He rushes
downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's
dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,
"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your
closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy
slams the phone down and storms upstairs
into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and
rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough,
there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on
the closet floor. "You ba$tard!!!" says the
husband. "My wife's having a heart attack, and
all you can do is run around the house naked
scaring the kids?"
Title: Re: Daddy! Daddy!
Post by: xjs3667 on November 04, 2013, 02:18:22 AM
 applaudd
Title: Re: Daddy! Daddy!
Post by: Bigdaddy on November 04, 2013, 04:17:38 PM
==kk
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Post by: dirtydog on November 04, 2013, 04:36:41 PM
 ==roll ==roll ==roll ==roll ==roll ==roll ==roll
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Post by: duel1985 on November 08, 2013, 12:10:22 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha clueless
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Post by: edmalead on November 08, 2013, 08:55:24 PM
 applaudd ==roll applaudd ==dunno GOOD ONE!!
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Post by: extricator1 on November 09, 2013, 05:23:23 PM
Quote from: Bigdaddy on November 04, 2013, 04:17:38 PM
==kk
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Post by: catwomen on November 13, 2013, 06:12:57 PM
How stuped can he be?
Good joke!!!!
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Post by: larry60 on February 09, 2014, 11:03:59 PM
 applaudd
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Post by: Jjay78 on March 12, 2014, 03:09:43 AM
Quote from: Bigdaddy on November 04, 2013, 04:17:38 PM
==kk
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Post by: newS10 on March 15, 2014, 04:18:13 AM
Quote from: edmalead on November 08, 2013, 08:55:24 PM
applaudd ==roll applaudd ==dunno GOOD ONE!!
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Post by: 4xjeepfreak on April 29, 2015, 03:55:22 AM
awesome  ==duh