My Cousin Toms Myspace Status UpDaTeD

[Bigdaddy]

My Cousin Tommy is a nut, heres some of his my space status quotes
ive added them as he changes his status

1) Gettin' a boob job so I can play with them
2) If I act like an idiot, be proud of me. I'm Self Taught!!!
3) For the last time - NO I do not want a breath mint!!!
4) So Many Women, So Little Time
5) No one can take the memories you've made
6) The world needs a really good colon cleaning
7) NEVER pour glue on a bird - There's no reason to.
8)God is great - beer is good - and people are crazy
9) Thinking my ovaries are swollen
10) is wondering if I trained my cat or if he trained me.
11) If you keep looking back, you'll never move forward
12) The definition of insanity: Doing the same thing over & over & expecting different results
13) If a woman with big boobs can work at Hooters, why can't a woman with one leg work at IHOP?
14) If a smoker wakes up from a seven year coma, does he want a cigarette? 
15) How can there be artificial colors? I look at red jello and it's as red as it can be!!!
16) When Sammy Davis Jr. kissed a woman, do you think he closed his bad eye?
17) I knew right away that my personal psychic was no good. She accepted my check.
18) I'm really good at sex. Someday I'm gonna try it with a partner.
19) In the morning I feel like a Tee Pee. At night I feel like a Wigwam. I guess I'm just too tense.
20) Eggs & Bacon. Why does my favorite breakfast come from 2 animals' asses?
21) I just ate a whole box of captain crunch. Does that make me a cereal killer?

[Econo-box from Hell]

Tommy has ovaries and wants a boob job?

[Bigdaddy]

hes a nut.... kinda like u

Tommy has ovaries and wants a boob job?

[liftedboomns10]

 

[Disturbed Sledneck]

8)God is great - beer is good - and people are crazy

My favorite!  So true..

[HeatherLuvsMud]

I like #6!! Those are good!

[betterbeaters]

hehehe thats funny

[THAT MUDFIT GUY]

thats good funny guy

[Bigdaddy]

updated

My Cousin Tommy is a nut, heres some of his my space status quotes
ive added them as he changes his status

1) Gettin' a boob job so I can play with them
2) If I act like an idiot, be proud of me. I'm Self Taught!!!
3) For the last time - NO I do not want a breath mint!!!
4) So Many Women, So Little Time
5) No one can take the memories you've made
6) The world needs a really good colon cleaning
7) NEVER pour glue on a bird - There's no reason to.
8)God is great - beer is good - and people are crazy
9) Thinking my ovaries are swollen
10) is wondering if I trained my cat or if he trained me.
11) If you keep looking back, you'll never move forward
12) The definition of insanity: Doing the same thing over & over & expecting different results
13) If a woman with big boobs can work at Hooters, why can't a woman with one leg work at IHOP?
14) If a smoker wakes up from a seven year coma, does he want a cigarette? 
15) How can there be artificial colors? I look at red jello and it's as red as it can be!!!
16) When Sammy Davis Jr. kissed a woman, do you think he closed his bad eye?
17) I knew right away that my personal psychic was no good. She accepted my check.
18) I'm really good at sex. Someday I'm gonna try it with a partner.
19) In the morning I feel like a Tee Pee. At night I feel like a Wigwam. I guess I'm just too tense.