Deport her to America

[HeatherLuvsMud]

The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.

The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.'

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth , 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through.

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shooting' all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one."

So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description of the sickos', Tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them, the oldster recalled.

So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door and the minute the big one, , opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said, especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.

DEPORT HER TO AMERICA--- WE NEED HER !!

[HeatherLuvsMud]

Go Grandma! I'm not one for taking the law into your own hands. But if they had raped before and were back on the streets doing it again, they deserved what they got!

[RIP_K52007]

[Hammerlane]

I disagree, I believe that vigilanty-izm should be legal,

I believe that if you harm me or a member of my family I should have every right to hunt you down, rip your Mother F***** head off and  down your neck... destroy every inch of mortality you retain and invoke any style of revenge/torture I feel is deserved before I turn whats left of you over to law enforcement.

but hey... that's just me.


Go Grandma Go 

[Bigdaddy]

x2 Eye for an Eye!

I disagree, I believe that vigilanty-izm should be legal,

I believe that if you harm me or a member of my family I should have every right to hunt you down, rip your Mother F***** head off and  down your neck... destroy every inch of mortality you retain and invoke any style of revenge/torture I feel is deserved before I turn whats left of you over to law enforcement.

but hey... that's just me.


Go Grandma Go 

[HeatherLuvsMud]

I disagree, I believe that vigilanty-izm should be legal,

I believe that if you harm me or a member of my family I should have every right to hunt you down, rip your Mother F***** head off and  down your neck... destroy every inch of mortality you retain and invoke any style of revenge/torture I feel is deserved before I turn whats left of you over to law enforcement.

but hey... that's just me.


Go Grandma Go 

I agree with you 100%!! The only reason I don't promote taking the law into your own hands is because is this system we have, the good guys usually end up with far worse punishments than the offender and THEN the real criminal sues you for everything you have ane wins.

I think Eye for an Eye is the only fair system. Anyone ever did anything to someone close to me, they had better pray to whatever god they know that I don't find them.

[MudMonster]

that's the best story I've heard in a long time. hope she gets a medal.

[TBigLug]

AMEN GRANNY! We should give her the Nobel Peace Prize! If more people in the world defended themselves instead of being complacent victims, crime would become a thing of the past!

[TBigLug]

Bummer, turns out to be an urban myth.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp

[RIP_K52007]

maybe every good news story they turn around n put on snopes so nobody believes it... lol

[Eroq]

GO GRANNY!

[Orangecrush]

I disagree, I believe that vigilanty-izm should be legal,

I believe that if you harm me or a member of my family I should have every right to hunt you down, rip your Mother F***** head off and  down your neck... destroy every inch of mortality you retain and invoke any style of revenge/torture I feel is deserved before I turn whats left of you over to law enforcement.
x2 couldnt of said it any better!!!

but hey... that's just me.


Go Grandma Go 

[THAT MUDFIT GUY]

i dont care if its fake   i still have to applaud the granny

[HeatherLuvsMud]

I didn't even check it out on snopes cause I never thought it was real...just a good one

[KORNBREAD]

that's the best story I've heard in a long time. hope she gets a medal.