billy and bubba

[bubba]

Billy: "Close your curtains the next time you're having  sex with your wife.
The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."

Bubba: "Well the joke's on them  because I wasn't even at home yesterday."

***

Billy 'n' Bubba have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50
million tons of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own
oil.

***

Bubba: "I'm ready for a holiday only this year I'm going to do it a bit
different. Three years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. Two years
ago I went to  Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Rio and Mary
got pregnant."

Billy: "So what are you going to do this year?"

Bubba: "I'm gonna take her with me!"

***

Billy: "Christmas is on a Friday this year"

Bubba: "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

***

Billy 'n' Bubba find three hand grenades so they take them to a police
station.
Billy: "What if one explodes before we get there?"

Bubba: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

***

Bubba's in the bathroom and Billy shouts to him: "Did you find the shampoo?"

Bubba says: "Yes, but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."

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