business proposition (adult)

[catfish]

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute,
really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,
"I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...
The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!"
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast.

I'll throw the money on the floor,
you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with
her boyfriend... So she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money
really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for
his girlfriend's call.

Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls
and asks, "What happened...? "
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The ba$tard had
all dimes!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business
proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed

[TBigLug]

Love this one every time!

[Slick]

Cleaning out some old posts from years ago and just could'nt delete this one. 

[larry60]

 

[BIG DOG]

always a lol

[extricator1]

knew i was saving my change for a reason

[Jjay78]

[4xjeepfreak]

 

[OHEARN.2012]

i need to try this someitme lmao

[this guy]

great stuff