I get to sleep on the couch tomorrow!

Started by Disturban, April 15, 2009, 05:35:30 AM

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Disturban

April 15, 2009, 05:35:30 AM
Well I deleted all my wifes ringtones on her cell phone and replaced them with a porno sound of some chick getting railed! Then I created a password and locked it so she cant change it ==roll

I would love to see the look on her face tomorrow when she is standing in line at meijers and gets a call ==roll

Anyway this time tomorrow I am sure too get a great night of sleep on the couch undisturbed ==roll

390JOE

#1
April 15, 2009, 06:18:36 AM
sounds like sombodys bored out of there skull ==roll
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#2
April 15, 2009, 11:50:16 AM
loll Hell yeah! Now that's funny, from over here! loll
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#3
April 15, 2009, 11:51:38 AM
ahahah thats funny p00 right there......loll
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bmwallace_88

#4
April 15, 2009, 11:55:54 AM
that is pretty funny, i also did something similar to a friend, it was pretty amusing. my g/f would probably slaughter me if i did that to her. lmao

Uncle Steve

#5
April 15, 2009, 11:56:53 AM
 a=f  ==roll   a=f
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#7
April 15, 2009, 02:05:39 PM
if you play you have to pay just don't forget the pass word or you will have to buy her a new phone or she may cut your dingaling right off and you will have to get yourself a new pump-up ding
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mudslayer2008

#8
April 15, 2009, 02:41:20 PM
does she forgive and forget ???  or  is she the type for revenge like my wife ???   Its funny at the time but, alls I can say is watch your back bro. 

betterbeaters

#9
April 15, 2009, 02:50:21 PM
hahahahahah thats such a good idea I am going to do that to everyone I know!!!
Have no fear Better Beaters is here.
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#10
April 15, 2009, 02:51:54 PM
bog  it  like  you  stole it   chevvv  can take  it           
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Bigdaddy

#11
April 15, 2009, 03:02:04 PM
Bow chicka chicka bowwow
Free your mind...and your ass will follow!

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#12
April 15, 2009, 03:08:33 PM Last Edit: April 15, 2009, 03:11:54 PM by Disturban
Quote from: mudslayer2008 on April 15, 2009, 02:41:20 PM
does she forgive and forget ???  or  is she the type for revenge like my wife ???   Its funny at the time but, alls I can say is watch your back bro. 
She is the revenge type ==roll She just called me and said WTF is up with my phone you asshole ==roll

Ya think I should call her back  ==giveacall  ==dancinbanana  ==wtf

HeatherLuvsMud

#13
April 15, 2009, 03:21:49 PM
Quote from: tits and beer on April 15, 2009, 02:50:21 PM
hahahahahah thats such a good idea I am going to do that to everyone I know!!!

Just be ready for paybacks!!!! But it would still be funny as p00!

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betterbeaters

#14
April 15, 2009, 03:30:58 PM

[/quote] She is the revenge type ==roll She just called me and said WTF is up with my phone you asshole ==roll

Ya think I should call her back  ==giveacall  ==dancinbanana  ==wtf
[/quote]

you better call her back dont want her to get mad!! hahahahahaha
Have no fear Better Beaters is here.
76 chevy 1 tons 4.10s 350th 208 rip
86 army truck
87 chevy short box 1 tons 38s 350 vortec 350 th 208
real men play in swamps!!! cause thats how we roll!  BITCHES
full size chevys the real mans truck!

Muddin_Princess

#15
April 15, 2009, 04:03:42 PM
 applaudd  Thats something I would do to my friends   :))

slymer

#16
April 15, 2009, 04:22:05 PM
I'd keep calling her  ==roll ==roll ==roll

Econo-box from Hell

#17
April 15, 2009, 09:14:23 PM
Better limber up your hand.
My keyboard can go through more stuff than your keyboard.

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Mudlight

#18
April 15, 2009, 10:38:37 PM
==roll ==roll that might be a 2 night sleep on the master couch ==roll ==roll
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RIP_K52007

#19
April 16, 2009, 03:09:55 AM
ive been laugin about this all day.. keeps pop'in in my head... ==roll
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