HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP

Bigdaddy · October 06, 2010, 04:17:28 PM

HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.

Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip.

It will be my first one, - and I can't wait!

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 2600 lives.

Twice.

motersports3211 · October 06, 2010, 06:34:48 PM

wow...

big red · October 06, 2010, 07:29:14 PM

Quote from: motersports3211 on October 06, 2010, 06:34:48 PM
wow...

bubba · October 06, 2010, 08:15:56 PM

Quote from: motersports3211 on October 06, 2010, 06:34:48 PM
wow...

woody11769 · October 07, 2010, 02:23:42 PM

WHAT A NICE LADY

marshall · October 07, 2010, 06:30:31 PM

a hero!

BIG DOG · December 23, 2010, 02:10:38 AM

ah lol

RubberDuckie · March 21, 2011, 03:19:22 AM

She's a lifesaver.

cnoswalt78 · April 23, 2011, 06:08:04 AM

but if it was my old lady im not to sure what i would think. mybe trade her in for a newer moddle

Kyle · April 23, 2011, 09:32:51 AM

Quote from: cnoswalt78 on April 23, 2011, 06:08:04 AM
but if it was my old lady im not to sure what i would think. mybe trade her in for a newer moddle

Uncle Steve · April 24, 2011, 04:57:15 PM

Quote from: motersports3211 on October 06, 2010, 06:34:48 PM
wow...

Jjay78 · April 24, 2011, 04:59:47 PM

Quote from: Kyle on April 23, 2011, 09:32:51 AM
Quote from: cnoswalt78 on April 23, 2011, 06:08:04 AM
but if it was my old lady im not to sure what i would think. mybe trade her in for a newer moddle

burl · April 24, 2011, 05:48:23 PM

So really 5200 lives.....whata champ

7387chevynut · April 25, 2011, 12:29:56 AM

damn after 6 months how did I miss not reading this joke till now........LOL

mudboggTshirts · April 26, 2011, 02:16:04 PM

Quote from: woody11769 on October 07, 2010, 02:23:42 PM
WHAT A NICE LADY

LOL ..to bad she wasn't on the TITANIC!