One liners?

[MR NASTY]

I'll show ya mine if ya show me yours.

[RubberDuckie]

"It's better to burp and taste it, then to fart and waste it."

[ShortTemperd]

woops it slipped

wasnt me

if you dont have a beer you ant doin it right

when your pissed you "dip, spit, and lock posi"

[MORGZILLA!]

F*c*, F*c*, F*c* a Duck, Screw a kangaroo, Finger bang an orangutan at your local zoo!

All work and no play, makes me a dull boy....

Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what your gunna get.. - forrest gump

The version I heard was F, F, F a Duck, Screw a Kangaroo. 69 a porcupine, Orgy at the zoo!

[MORGZILLA!]

The difference between kinky and freaky: Kinky uses a feather, Freaky uses the whole damn chicken!