I don't have dogs! *rant*

[big red]

Ok today since it was so nice i went and rolled the lawn with the lawn roller, roller started black steels and ended brown dog crap. I have a cat that dont go outside, and no dog. I went and asked the neighbor to keep there dog tied down and she says "your wasnt so why do we have to tie ours?  I answered "ours was on a chain all day and night and got loose 1 time since u lived here, so how can you say this, she got quiet and told me to get off her property. Yea im about 2 minutes from the animal control, yet it takes about 45 minutes for them to get here, have called several times. WHAT DO I DO?

[burl]

go on her lawn

[Eroq]

go on her lawn

x2     eat a ton of nasty food first! make sure ya get it ALLL OVER!

[Plop]

go on her lawn

better yet on their porch

[BIG DOG]

dont do this 
  freeze hamburger in small balls and wrist rocket the dog  he will eat the evidence and stay out of the lawn  or ice cubes they melt away too

[marshall]

 

[bogger564]

hamburger balls awesome  idea

[OHEARN.2012]

go down to your local auto store get the cheapest gallon of antifreeze coolant dump it in a dog dish and slide it under your truck the dog comes over and *sniff sniff* *gulp gulp* thump* neighbor starts freaking out and you say wtf your dad once again on my property i was changing antifreeze and he comes up and drinks it when im inside not my fault problem solved....

[OHEARN.2012]

go on her lawn

better yet on their porch

on their porch in a bag and light it on fire

[ShortTemperd]

Paintball guns are fun an good target practice an if u dont want evidence freaze hamburger balls the size of paintballs!

[Colorado]

@ Marshall. Personally I say ignore it. Same thing here...little "remnants" in the yard and Daisy (dog in my sig.) is gone.

[big red]

i love how people are saying abuse the dog, I dont want the dog trouble, not his/her fault there owners are worth as far as you can throw them "im 250 pounds and there bigger then me"  See i have called the pound, they come and by the time they come the dog is inside. I noticed its only when the mother is not home the dog runs free. Im going to try to talk to her again today, while watching for dog bombs.

[RIP_K52007]

line your property line with plexiglass dog will be in for a suprise when it decides to run over and take a

[mudboggTshirts]

I understand where you are coming from Red..My sister lives next door and her German SHort hair poops in my yard...My Dad comes up to visit us and he steps in it and gets mad at me for it...I tell him better start learning the difference between chihuahua poop and big dog poop that swallows up his foot and then decide who to chew out... also take pictures to prove who is pooping out there...I have also taken the shovel and whipped the poop back in their yard or in their driveway where they park...I love my sister  and her dog but I get sick of the poop

[old school truck dude]

Get a live trap and catch the dog. Be sure the trap is chained and padlocked to somethin solid well within YOUR property line. Bait it real good. When you catch the dog, run out there and throw a padlock on the cage door so the neighbor cant get the dog out. Now call animal control. Also, get ready for war with your neighbors. It would really help if you could try to overlook other folks ignorance and stupidity, or you gonna have a heart attack before you turn 30.. Theres gonna be dumb people all through your life. Be the bigger man by showin everyone that it takes way more than that lil ole to get to ya!  

[forfun]

put a one wire electrict fence up,just a cheap one will do 25$ the dog will touch it once and it will never come back . leave it on for a few days then just un plug it .put it at about the dogs nose hight 

[OHEARN.2012]

put a one wire electrict fence up,just a cheap one will do 25$ the dog will touch it once and it will never come back . leave it on for a few days then just un plug it .put it at about the dogs nose hight 

ahh u can come borrow my gpas 100 mile charger

[big red]

Think ill just scare the day lights outta it every time i see it.. firecrackers rule!

[Hammerlane]

pick it up with a shovel and "return to sender" 
not your fault if their car/house/boat etc... was in the way.

your not cruel to the dog.. and it gets the point across with an exclamation point !!!
P.S. video tape the dog doin his business so you have proof that it belongs to them,
then tell the cops you were simply returning what was rightfully theirs to begin with.

[Bigdaddy]

x2

pick it up with a shovel and "return to sender" 
not your fault if their car/house/boat etc... was in the way.

your not cruel to the dog.. and it gets the point across with an exclamation point !!!
P.S. video tape the dog doin his business so you have proof that it belongs to them,
then tell the cops you were simply returning what was rightfully theirs to begin with.