The blonde and the breathalyzer

[danwheeler660]

A blonde was cruisin' down the PCH on a Sat. afternoon.
Not paying attention to how fast she was going, she got pulled
over for speeding.


Upon approaching the car, the officer asked for her license
and registration. She looked at him with a confused expression.



"Officer, this isn't my car, and I don't
know what you're asking for!" she stated frantically.



He responded, "Your license is the thing with your
picture on it, usually found in your wallet." "Oh!
Okay!" she responded perkily.


After a few minutes of searching through her purse, she
came up with her license. When she handed it to him, all he
could think was, "this woman is an idiot."
He reluctantly went on with his duties...


"Registration?" he asked.


Again, he got the confused clueless look. He responded
rather curtly, "The registration may be in the glovebox,
on the dashboard, or in a holder on your visor!"


She took the time to look, and it was in the glovebox. She
handed it to him and asked, "Is this it?" "Yes, " he responded, sighing and thinking
to himself, "this has got to be the dumbest woman
in the world."


"Just a moment, ma'am. I need to run these..."
He went back to his car to check out her information.


While there, he pondered her complete stupidity,
and came up with a crazy idea...


He walked back up the the car, unzipped his pants, and shoved
his  in her face.


She immediately rolled her eyes and complained, "Oh
no! Not the breathalyzer again!"

[Jjay78]