Ladies Night Out

[Slick]

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married: If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor....

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just ..................as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh " Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted. (I borrowed this from another friend. I thought this was great!!)

['the DON']

thats good

[Bigdaddy]

[Littlemama]

 

[burl]

Lmfao that's funny

[BIG DOG]

cute  lol

[liltipsy101]

[unleashed]

yep, I DID laugh out loud.........sense of humor in tact .

[390JOE]

[HeatherLuvsMud]

[HockeyGuy]

hahahaha