some funny stuff my lady has said lately

[marshall]

 my woman is great, and this thread isnt a knock on her, but i have to share with someone, ya know?

the other day some creature was brutally murdered in our yard, and after i inspected what was left i told her whatever it was had a lot of feathers...she says 'do you think it was a rabbit?'

no hun, i dont think so.

than i was welding saturday and noticed i had a huge blister, and we were about to go out. i told her i was going to pop it and she says 'what if it spreads'?

i dont think it will...

[BIG DOG]

nice    mines the same way at times  lol

[Jjay78]

always good for a laugh!!

[Bigdaddy]

i love my wife & her absentmindedness

[RIP_K52007]

I get some classics here too. Its all good

[Thumper]

wow that is so funny my wife is just like that and i have a great time teasin her but wow sometimes I she doesn't think it's funny.

[Uncle Steve]

i love my wife & her absentmindedness

[HockeyGuy]

lol

[BigFrank]

mine woke me up on the way home from tgw  she was driving  she said i was fallin asleep drivin but now that i know where i am im awake

[ProGrade]

I get some classics here too. Its all good

[jaysgirl]

Us women can come up with some weird stuff

[HellYeah4x4]

Shoot me and wife were at meijers last year lookin at stuff for the kids. She walks away comes back a few moments later and says is 10 lbs heavy for a kids helmet? I laughed a lil asked a couple questions about it. I asked her what it looked like she said its kinda round with 3 holes in the top. I tell her show me. Walk over and she was looking at BOWLING BALLS! I LMFAO!