How many times a day do you fart?

[7387chevynut]

Just what the title says...........how many times a day do you BREAK WIND???


Me, about 5 times a day.

[Bigdaddy]

Several times more so after chili or taco night Id say 20 times a day

[muddnoob]

enough to piss off the old lady

[burlyq]

20 sounds about right unless I eat a lot of bread.  I hate those bread farts, they don't even stink but I can fart like a machine gun if I eat half a loaf of bread.

[bubba]

i work in a medical office and i luvs me some chili ................

[s10racer]

if i eat venison i lose count when i pass out from the smell haha

[Bigdaddy]

I love to drop bombs in the grocery store, after a good meal of sourkraut

[burl]

The good old crop duster! Maybe 3 times a day...sometimes after some venison or a ham samiches, usually its not a fart thou..

[extricator1]

too many to count    mainly if i eat bananas or peppers and of course i eat lots of them

[inkslinger]

Oh I just busted arse! Mucho Grande Taco Smell! Gonna be a king in bed all alone, wife went upstairs to couch!

[old school truck dude]

Every chance I get!!

[7387chevynut]

Every chance I get!!

LMFAO!!!

[Bigdaddy]

2 & 3/4 times today

[Colorado]

I don't count but it's virtually every day. 

[larry60]

All day

[mudboggTshirts]

is this a guy thing??? OMGosh!  .... no comment from the lady 

[Jjay78]

i try n wait till my "supervisor" at work is gonna be standing ther talking to me.......

[inkslinger]

2nd day of Venison chili is here and friends come over
Said....man it smells like Mexican food here!
I Said...No....It smells like Mexico here!
They was clueless!
It's bad when the whole family has bad gas amd smells like what you ate!

[Uncle Steve]

some one needs a job ,,too much time on your hands

[Boggen Joe]

ALOT, ask anyone that knows me lol