so much for being careful

[dsJeep]

my wife has destroyed every vehicle she has had, I spend so much money keeping her vehicles on the road that I can not get my Jeep fixed up, I go and buy her a very nice Grand Cherokee figuring it's a lot tougher than anything she's had before and it'll last, well instead of using her mirrors to see where she was going she ran into a pick up last night, she tells me the bumper is just a little discolored, I get home this morning and look at it and find she broke the bumper and smashed the tail light on the passenger side 

getting tired of fixing her vehicles and not mine. 

[Bigdaddy]

[Captn. J]

does she even have a license?  lol  no joking ... no offense

[poorboyzmuddin]

sorry to hear man let her pay to fix it for once maybe she will see how expensive it is and start to be more careful good luck bud

[dsJeep]

does she even have a license?  lol  no joking ... no offense

yeah, she does.......not sure how she got it, but she does.

[Mudgrunt]

it could be from a cracker jack box ( just poking fun)

[marshall]

Let her drive a pos for a while

[redneck renegade]

I know how it feels !

[Slick]

does she even have a license?  lol  no joking ... no offense

yeah, she does.......not sure how she got it, but she does.

[lilred]

Let her drive my cavy for a while. Nobody would notice a new dent. lol

[yukonjake]

Lol nice

[black07ss]

 that sux!   when my wife and I started dating I figured she would blow a head gasket on her Saturn from the way she would jump in and  gun it  while it was still cold.   sure enough, that winter  she blew the gasket!  I  put it very simple that if she kept doing that with every car we own she would be forking out the dough to take it in to get fixed as opposed to me doin it.    so far 9 years  and a few remote starters later all is still right in the world!   

[Thumper]

make her walk once or twice, or even ride a bicycle, or dial-a-ride, soon she will understand to take care of what she has. anyways good luck with the body work

[Blazerbabe]

Umm first of "sweet heart" It was raining and dark and his p.o.s should not have been parked behind me.  That black truck was hard to see that night.  As for all the rest of my cars you make it sound like a smash them.   How is it my fault the fly wheel on the Blazer, the Escort i had for years before it stopped turning over and starting, the yellow one I believe was a transmission problem, the little white car was a transfer case problem, the white Tracker we sold due to not being able to get the rear facing car seat in the back seat.  Your little black car is the only one that was destroyed and that was due to the huge truck not seeing me and hitting me at 55 mph.  So please don't make it sound like I got into a bunch accidents.   There has been TWO while I was behind the wheel. This past winter in your Probe and the little white car over 5 years ago trying to avoid someone passing on a blind corner coming at me.  I slide on the ice and bounced off the curb. 
So I am a good driver and didn't get it from a cracker jack box.
I didn't destroy the bumper on this truck.  Unless your looking for the dent or crack in the light case you would not see it.

PHHHTTTTTT!!

[Blazerbabe]

O and I am the one that makes the money so yeah.  DSJeep has been trying to get  a job but as of yet has been unable to.  The last one he applied for was a gas station and due to not having exp. with a LOTTO machine they said there was nothing they could do for him. 

So two accidents in all the years I have had my license and only one speeding ticket. 
One accident was only me and no one else involved. and the second was some old dude didn't see my blinker and brake lights.
Speeding ticket... I forgot to turn off the cruise control when the limit went down and was given a ticket for 10 over. 

Tell me again how I am such a horrid driver?  How I don't deserve to drive.  At least my doors don't fly open when I turn the corner.  Or how about the time you broke the front end of the first blazer we had mud bogging up north?  There is so many stories I could tell you all about his cars/trucks.  Didn't you even have one blow up?   

[xjs3667]

Sounds like facebook

[Merc09]

Bwahahaha someone made wifey mad! Roflmao!

[HellYeah4x4]

 

[Thumper]

[marshall]

Man card revoked!